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Q. What was Dream Girl's birth control pill dispenser called?
A. A Coluan with a really bad case of the hiccups.
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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Q: Who explained Identity Crisis to DC's editors and creators?
A: It's Coluan for love.
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Q: What is Pi R Squared?
A: The Mission Monitor Bored.
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Q: What were the first cases of 'Blighted' Legionnaires called around the bar?
A: Emerald Eyes and silver bracelets.
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Q: What do you give Sarya the lycanthrope?
A: Legion of the Gosh-Darned.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Q. What was Legion of the Damned called in Canada?
A. nakedcarggites.com
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Q: Where does The Man From Cargg earn his living?
A: LSH volume 3.5 Number 45.13865
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Q: What lost Legion artifact did Shikari actually sense floating in the rift when she took off from her Legion buddies?
A: Lyle, Condo, Ayla, Vi.
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Q: Who is the Legion Espionage Barbershop Quartet?
A: Bouncing Boy's dog.
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Q: Who did pre-boot Duo Damsel have to compete with for Chuck Taine's affection?
A: Atom Girl and re-booted Crotch Armor.
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With a Power Ring...
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Q: What are two things fans of the WaK Legion will apparently never see.
A: Because no man escapes the Manhunters!
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Q: So why did Laurel Kent sneak into Dirk Morgana's room?
A: Two Durlans and a Khund!
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Q: What is the start of most dirty jokes in the 30th Century?
A: Beaten by a girl
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Q: What is the punchline of most dirty jokes in the 30th century?
A: The Lone Wolf Legionnaire Reporter!
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Q: Who tells most of the dirty jokes in the 30th century?
A: Mattress Fires!
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Q: How does Ayla jokingly refer to her numerous breakups with boyfriends?
A: The Rookie who Betrayed the Legion!
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Q: What was the result of the Legion recruiting from magno-ball teams?
A: Advertising rep for a baby delivery service.
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Q: What was Nura Nal's first job?
A: But, you said they'd float!
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Q: To what Sun Boy line did Cera Kesh reply "I meant in water, nincompoop!" after Sun Boy pushed two casual observers off the roof of Legion Headquarters as a test of her powers.
A: Jumpin' Catfish!
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Q: What was the name of the Louisiana superhero who tried for Legion membership?
A: 25 member rule
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Q: What did the call the rule that ensured Colossal Boy could only enter the locker room at normal size?
A: "The Price of Love in the Dominion"
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Q: What 31st century game show, hosted by B'obb B'arker, is a cross between The Price is Right and The Love Connection?
A: The Reverse Waterfalls
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Q: Which of the Seven Wonders of the 31st Century accidently sent Devilfish to an early (and watery) grave?
A: The only girl to ever actually love a Sun-Eater
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Q: What did Dirk become after borrowing Sean's Pro-Fem?
A: The blunt side of the Persuader's axe
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Q: What did the old warden at Takron-Galtos use to tell the rookie guards he'd tan their hide with if they didn't feed Validus when they were supposed to?
A: Lana Lang's blue and red skirt!
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