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Originally posted by ferroboy:
A: Every-Ten-Years Monster
Q: What is Calorie Queen's affectionate name for Evillo's erection?
Calorie Queen? I'm sure you meant Saturn Queen. I'm pretty sure Evillo nailed both of them, hence all of his "evilness"... although there must have been alot of time between each "thumping". 
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A. Arms Fall-Off Boy, Mano, and Superboy.
Q. Who are three people whose superhero name can also double as their porno name?
A. The Orandian Royal Rumble.
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Originally posted by minesurfer:
A. Arms Fall-Off Boy, ...
Q. Who are three people whose superhero name can also double as their porno name? Heh...Some porno.  A. The Orandian Royal Rumble. Q: What sound does Projectra's stomach make when she hasn't eaten recently? (Hey, there have to be a few G-rated ones!) A: Imra, Garth, and Rokk on a Saturday night.
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A: Imra, Garth, and Rokk on a Saturday night.
Q. Where can one find thinkin', drinkin', and iron clinkin'?
A. The Life and Times of Morlock the Merciless.
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A. The Life and Times of Morlock the Merciless.
Q. What did Ming's step-brother title his book?
A. Roaring Inferno
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A. Roaring Inferno
Q. What unflattering nickname did Dirk Morgna have to live down after a weekend binge at La Casa Beano?
A. For No Better Reason
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A. For No Better Reason
Q. Why do I keep reviving this thread?
A. Inside Scavenger's closet.
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A. Inside Scavenger's closet.
Q: Where can you find all the old costumes of the Female Legionnaires, like Saturn Girl's pink bikini?
A: Command Kid
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A: Command Kid
Q. What's the three word name for Metropolis' hottest new comedy improv theatre; the second word being 'and'?
A: Great jewels of Jumar
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A: "Great jewels of Jumar!"
Q: What's Lester Spiffany's latest exclamation?
A: X-Bomb Betty
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A: X-Bomb Betty
Q: What's Lester Spiffany's latest sexclamation?
A: The Work Force
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A: The Work Force
Q: Who're Gates and his Union followers mounting a revolt against these days?
A: Proty III
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A: Proty III
Q: For what movie did Survivor record, "Eye of the Tiger... er, Elephant... er, keep Still
Until the Song's Recorded, Dammit!"?
A: 12 Angry Men
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A: 12 Angry Men
Q: What do you call Evillo's ex-wives with a case of Grandin gender-reversal germs?
A: "My super-chest intercepted your execution rays!"
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A: "My super-chest intercepted your execution rays!"
Q: Give Dreamer a little Ecstacy and Silverale and what does she go off spouting at all the onlookers?
A: Black Day for the Legion
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A: "Black Day for the Legion" Q: The day Dreamer returns from Dr. Gym'll's medlab having had super-chest reduction surgery to alleviate her backaches A: I'd like to 'ultra-size' it! 
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A: I'd like to 'ultra-size' it!
Q: Which of Apparition's Freudian slips was the Legion laughing about on their way home from the Super McDonalds...of Space?
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A: Because upside-down rocket ships are so last season.
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A: Because upside-down rocket ships are so last season.
Q: Why did go-getter trend-setting and stylings czar Rond Vidar (pronounced 'Vee-Dare' in fashion circles) invent the Time Cube?
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A. Tellus another fish story.
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A: Tellus: Another Fish Story.
Q: What was the White Triangle Propaganda Holovid regarding Hykraians called?
A: Revolt of the Legion Reservists!
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Q: What happened during the "Sloppy Joe" shortage of 2995?
A: space-crabs
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A: space-crabs
Q: What giant creatures were Gim forced to wrestle after being misheard asking for directions on where to catch a space-cab?
A: Nothing in here but that can of rubbish!
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Q: What did Brainy tell Chuck to keep him from going into his quarters and discovering a still-basking-in-the-afterglow Lyle.
A: Two Hypno-Beasts and a Devil Fish.
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 Q: What will you face if you do not immediately kneel before her highness? A: A princess, a pea, and her courtly steed.
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A: A princess, a pea, and her courtly steed. Q: What was the name of the Harlequinn romance holovid that Vi was caught watching at 3am? A: He doesn't just "think" fast.
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A:he doesn't just "think" fast.
Q: what reply did Andromeda give when questioned about Brainiac 5's sexual prowess?
A:Super Mobydick of space, Zaryan the conqueror, and the Validus plague.
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