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Space Fatigue Survivor
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A: Monster in a little girl's mind
Q. What was the subtitle of the article in the latest Metropolis Teen Beat titled "Shrinking Violet's Lust for Colossal Boy"?
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A. Gates' favorite hobby
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A. Gates' favorite hobby Q. What is teleporting into the girls' locker room while they are changing? Oops, sorry that's my favorite hobby... If I could actually teleport that is.  A. Kid Q's dental floss
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The Present is Past
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A. Kid Q's dental floss
Q. Just like time, what does Jazmin never run out of (but actually knows how to use)?
A. Tenzil's worst nightmare
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A. Tenzil's worst nightmare
Q. Who was Eyeful Ethel?
A. Evillo's Giant Eyeful Ethel Robot
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A. Evillo's Giant Eyeful Ethel Robot
Q. Who would the Giant Robotic Lesbian like to meet?
A. Two silver-ales and a ticket off of Rimbor.
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A. Two silver-ales and a ticket off of Rimbor.
Q. What are the exciting grand prizes for the winner of this year's Miss Rimbor competition?
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A. Mano's other hand.
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A. Mano's other hand.
Q. If you were Mano, which hand would you spank your monkey with: Mano's disintegrator hand, or Mano's other hand?
A. Evillo's 12 wives.
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A. Evillo's 12 wives.
Q. Who does Eyeful Ethel have an eye for?
A. Singularity's shoulder pads.
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Man o man, I can't believe I'm killing my favorite thread.
bump.
The answer is... Singularity's shoulder pads.
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A. Singularity's shoulder pads.
Q: What accessory inspired the bulky, padded Giffen costumes of the late LSH v3?
A: McCauley's Last Stand
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A: McCauley's Last Stand
Q: The closing of what ruined Leland's chances on the 31st century version of "The Apprentice"?
A: The Super-Doghouse of Space
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A: The Super-Doghouse of Space
Q. Where does Tinya have Jo living right now?
A. Fortress Lad
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Q. What rhymes with Mattress Lad?
A. Your very own life-size Zoe Saugin replica doll.
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A: Your very own life-size Zoe Saugin replica doll.
Q: What might be worthwhile, except Zoe probably won't look anything like that next week?
A: A giant Starfinger-shaped headquarters!
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A: A giant Starfinger-shaped headquarters!
Q: What birthday gift did Starro least want?
A: An inerton-lined can o'beans.
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At the risk of stalling this game again . . .
A: An inerton-lined can o'beans.
Q: What's the only thing that's immune to a Daxamite can o'worms?
A: White Witch's evening gloves.
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Q. What did Brainy try on in order to get Lyle's attention?
A. He has two left feet.
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A: He has two left feet.
Q: What were the unexpected results of Starfinger's attempts to duplicate Luornu's power?
A: A vacation in the 20th century.
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A: A vacation in the 20th century.
Q: What was Dr. Gym'll's prize for correctly answering KLSH's (The Roc) rock trivia question, "Which philangesian hit helped introduce the 20th century's Beatles to The New World?"
A: Champaign
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A: Champaign
Q: Where do I live?
A: Starfinger's funky mask with the booby looking eye thingies.
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Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
A: Champaign what the heck is that about, BB?
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I don't know what the "Champaign" thing is about... maybe something to do with Issue #34's writer?
Anyways, back to the game:
I guess the last answer was...
A: Starfinger's funky mask with the booby looking eye thingies.
Q: What would be difficult to see through if it had nipples?
A: X-Bomb Betty's Space Burrito Stand
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A: X-Bomb Betty's Space Burrito Stand
Q: Wher ei sone place Gas Girl should not go?
A: Colossal Boy's jock strap
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A: Colossal Boy's jock strap
Q: What does Absorbancy Boy use as a blanket?
A: Undetectable by Athramites
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A: Undetectable by Athramites.
Q: What is the only joke not told about Tasmia's Crotch Armor?
A: Three Rimborians and a badly mangled duck!
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