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Q: What is the real reason behind Crotch armor?
A: It felt kinda cold and sexy
Let the Fun Begin!
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Time Trapper
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A: That TIME of the month. Q: When is it that Shady gets extra bitchy and DOESN'T wear her crotch armour? A: That's why Mon's favorite song is "The Wanderer" BB: Is that what you had in mind? If not, oh well! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Wanderer
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Q. What does Mon do at that time of the Month?
A. Quislet flying laps around Kid Q's head upside down.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Q: How did Kid Quantum get her latest hairdo?
A: Insect Queen
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Oh let me try one!
Q: Who's a royal bug
A: That's when the Eye turned green
Rank hath it's privileges
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Wanderer
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A: That's when the Eye turned green
Q: What happened to the Purple Eye in Miiligan's Pub, St. Patty's day, 2993 after consuming too many green beers?
A: He's ac/dc, but only on Braal.
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Wanderer
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Q. What did Pol's Parents say when they met Alya?
A. How else could Tenzil's initials have wound up THERE?
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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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A. How else could Tenzil's initials have wound up THERE?
Q: You mean Tasmia's crotch armor is actually a life sized metal casting of Tenzil open jaw, from the inside?
A: Monstress' forehead ridge.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Wanderer
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From the very popular 31st century HV Game Show - Matching Legionnairre Body Parts;
Q. What female legionnarre's most prominent facial feature is an exact match for Element Lad's butt cleavage?
A. In Jo & Tinya's Bedroom, Silly.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Q: Where is Jo least likely to get some action these days?
A: Try Lar's instead!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Wanderer
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Q. What did Triad Purple tell Triad Neutral when they found Chuck's bedroom empty at 3am?
A. Well she certainly doesn't use it to sleep in.
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Wanderer
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Trap Timer
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Q: What did the Legionnaires say when they saw postboot Nura in Cockrum's legendary nightgown?
A: The other members of the Devil's Dozen
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Q: Who were given the job of pulling a pyramid scheme on Colu?
A: the Jules Verne
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Q. What is the name of GRGM's submarine?
A. But I don't know how it got THERE!
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Wanderer
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looks like my rare and unusual ability to kill threads has claimed another victim.
Bawahahahahahaha... *sob*
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
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A. But I don't know how it got THERE!
OT but this reminds me of when I was in the 8th grade and they were supposedly teaching sex ed in my science class. They showed a video that had cartoon stuff that only showed the insides of the organs and one of the lines it said was "If the penis finds itself in the vagina". At which point I asked "Well how did THAT happen? Did it just wake up and say 'well look where I am!'?" This quote just reminded me of that. Anyhoo, might as well continue this.. Q. What did Brainiac 5 say when his nasal aspirator turned up in Umbra's Crotch Armor? (sorry, couldn't help going back to that theme-- it's just so much fun!) A. Because it's Andromeda's favorite color. luv, -Su
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Q: Why are all 31st century nuns black & blue
A: Darkseid's head
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Wanderer
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A: Darkseid's head
Q: What is Blok's Halloween costume?
A: Because Jo could only do one thing at a time.
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A: Because Jo could only do one thing at a time.
Q: Why did Tinya take away Jo's chewing gum?
A: Because the super-pets were immune to their mental powers
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Q. Why did Sensor and Saturn Girl set up Kryptonite animal repellant devices in the lounge.
A. Because Saturn Girl is secretly turned on by guys in BCGs (Birth Control Glasses).
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Wanderer
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A. Because Saturn Girl is secretly turned on by guys in BCGs (Birth Control Glasses).
Q: Why did Kent Shakespeare switch to contacts?
A: Coluan chapstick.
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A: Coluan chapstick
Q: What's far more popular than Coluan slapstick?
A: The Church of the Last Son
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