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#374056 09/26/03 05:36 AM
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Q. What did they call Umbra's ass when she couldn't find her crotch-armor?

A. This happened at the Space-Whale races.


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#374057 09/26/03 09:37 AM
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Q. Where did Umbra initially lose her crotch armor?

A. Shameless Hussy II


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#374058 09/26/03 01:23 PM
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A: Who put it into Chuck's head to steal the crotch armor because she secretly coveted it?

Q: Spit Shine


(heh heh)

#374059 09/26/03 01:26 PM
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Q. What did she give the crotch armor when she finally got ahold of it?

A. Quislet's Private Black Hole.


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#374060 09/26/03 01:32 PM
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Q: Where is the current location of the crotch armor?

A: Because the Gil'Dishpans invited them.


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#374061 09/26/03 01:37 PM
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Q. Why was Quislet's whole Planet holding Klordny Week in the Crotch Armor?

A. Inside Tellus' Helmet.


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#374062 09/26/03 05:44 PM
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Q: What was the last place Tasmia thought to look when searching for her crotch armor

A: Because it's against the Legion Code.


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#374063 09/26/03 05:53 PM
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Q. Why didn't Tenzil eat the Crotch Armor?

A. Under Shameless Hussy's Bed.


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#374064 09/26/03 05:55 PM
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Q: Where is Tasmia's crotch armor now?

A: Because Cub likes to play with it.


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#374065 09/26/03 05:59 PM
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Q. Why did Tazmia throw the Crotch armor into the laundry in the first place?

A. Because M'onel kept heating it up with his heat vision.


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#374066 09/26/03 06:26 PM
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Q. Why did Tasmia stop wearing her regular outfit and start wearing her heat resistant crotch armor?

A. This question has nothing to do with crotch armor.


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#374067 09/26/03 06:30 PM
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Q. Why are the words 'Crotch Armor' not in this Question?

A. Because Tenzil washed it down with a Razzleberry Soder.


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#374068 09/26/03 08:07 PM
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lol lol lol
I'm staying out of it, but am being thoroughly amused.
lol lol lol

#374069 09/27/03 10:45 AM
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A. Because Tenzil washed it down with a Razzleberry Soder.

Q. Why did Andromeda's bra come out red? (get it? washed as in the laundry only with soder. man I'm a retard)

A. Because Andromeda was jealous of Koko.

#374070 09/27/03 11:08 AM
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Hmmm, switch in logic flow. Okay I can work with this.

Q: Why did Brainy take Andromenda's bra off of Koko and give him Umbra's crotch armor?

A: Sledding on the snow hills of Tharr.

#374071 09/27/03 11:17 AM
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Q, What did Quislet use the stolen Crotch Armor for?

A. Brainy's Mini-Time Bubbles


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#374072 09/27/03 02:45 PM
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Q. What is Andromeda's nick name for Querl's testicles?

A. In the Legion Library, of course.


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#374073 09/27/03 05:23 PM
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Q: We know it's Brainy, with a lead pipe, but what room was the muder done in?

A: Superboy's spit curl

#374074 09/27/03 06:17 PM
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Q: What is Triad's biggest turn-on????


A: its all green and scaly


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#374075 09/27/03 06:32 PM
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Q: What does it look like when Sensor molts?

A: That's where Tasmia got the idea for crotch armor silly!


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#374076 09/27/03 06:34 PM
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Q: What advice did Dreamer give Tasmia about her outfit??


A: I like crotch armor


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#374077 09/27/03 08:51 PM
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Q. What was M'onel's first comment when Tasmia returned?

A. Because Tenzil had a toothache.


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#374078 09/27/03 10:37 PM
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Q: Why did it take three bites for M-E Lad to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop?

A: That wasn't peanut butter.

#374079 09/29/03 03:02 AM
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A: That wasn't peanut butter?

Q: What did Tenzil say when Proty II disappeared?

A: That's how Mon's initials got there


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#374080 09/29/03 04:19 PM
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Q: Was the crotch armor really made in the 21st century?

A: That TIME of the month.


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