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#374006 09/05/03 06:51 PM
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Q: Which book would make be a great next project for the "Formerly Known as Justice League" team?

A: With butter...always with butter.

#374007 09/05/03 06:56 PM
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Q: How does Tenzil eat a Miracle Machine?

A: Because Shady said so.

#374008 09/05/03 07:53 PM
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A: Because Shady said so.

Q: How did Mon-El know he was married?

A: A doggie bag for Krypto


"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
#374009 09/07/03 06:36 AM
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Q: After He put Krypto's balls in it, what did God hold up for everybody to see and what were his exact words?

A: Chuck Taine did it.


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#374010 09/07/03 03:20 PM
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Q. Why were there doughnut stains on the ceiling and the floor, the west wall and the east wall, after the Legion's brunch?

A. Mystelor, and she's worth it!

#374011 09/08/03 07:16 AM
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Q: Who did Quanto trade Dream Girl for?

A: These are just some of the things that The Scavenger had "stored" over the years.


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A: These are just some of the things that The Scavenger had "stored" over the years.

Q: What do Legion Flight cockrings, Back issues of "Play Sentient", and The Emerald Hand of Ekron have in common?

A: Force Field Belt


Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
#374013 09/08/03 09:28 AM
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Q. What is the 31st century equivalant of the Chastity belt?

A. Furball

#374014 09/08/03 10:55 AM
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Q: What did Catspaw cough up after a night on the town with Brin?

A: Man in the Iron Mask

#374015 09/08/03 04:20 PM
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Q: What was the title of the posthumous biography written about Ferro Lad?

A: Fire Lad's breath


"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
#374016 09/08/03 04:51 PM
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Q: What did the Legion use to defeat the Infinite Man?


A: I like the big one


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#374017 09/08/03 06:39 PM
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Q. What did Catspaw say when she saw Live Wire, Chameleon and Leviathan standing nearby before the big meeting?

A. Weight Wizard

#374018 09/08/03 07:17 PM
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Q: What is Boucing Boys rejected code name?


A: But It only happened once


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#374019 09/09/03 12:44 AM
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Q. What did Jo say to Tinya when she found parts of X-Bomb Betty all over his room?

A. Puff Stars and Quasars!

#374020 09/09/03 06:22 AM
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Q: Who can't wait to see us? They love us.

A: This is what caused Lyle's four hour, invisible erection. At least he claimed it was four hours.


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A: This is what caused Lyle's four hour, invisible erection. At least he claimed it was four hours.

Q: What happened when Lyle got a mysterious note signed by "C"?

A: Condo's green jersey


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#374022 09/10/03 09:03 PM
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#374023 09/10/03 10:09 PM
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Q: What used to be Condo's blue jersey before Jan got ahold of it?

A: It was dark, and he was horny.

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Q: What did Brainy do one night that caused Koko to avoid him from then on?

A: Brin's hairy chest


"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
#374025 09/11/03 11:11 AM
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A: Brin's hairy chest

Q: What forms the most comfortable pillow in Legion Headquarters?

A: JImmy Olsen, Elastic Lad


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#374026 09/11/03 12:30 PM
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Q. When the remote's all the way across the room, who ya gonna call?

A. Triplicate Girl, Duo Damsel and Triad

#374027 09/11/03 12:52 PM
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Q: What is 3-1+1?

A: Does it hurt?


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#374028 09/11/03 02:40 PM
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Q: What did Persuader say to Empress after that little slip with the axe?

A: By plugging it into Gear.

#374029 09/11/03 02:41 PM
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Q. What did the Khundian dancing girl inquire about Laurel Gand's thong?

A. Popping Planets

#374030 09/11/03 03:12 PM
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Uckk! Again this happens to me!

Blocky's unquestioned answer:

A. By plugging it into Gear

Q. How did Brainy dispose of Computo's unused discombobulator?

My unquestioned answer was:

A. Popping Planets

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