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Re: Question me this! #373981 08/30/03 11:25 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 130 Catalyst King Substitute Catalyst King Substitute Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 130 Q: What the name of the Cargggite rhyming game used to teach children to count? A: Proteans don't like it. Bring back Condo!

Re: Question me this! #373982 08/31/03 05:46 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 A: Proteans don't like it. Q: If you crashlash on a deserted planet and are unsure if the vegetation is suitable to eat, watch to see if _________________ . A: Blok's birthday present wish list

Re: Question me this! #373983 08/31/03 06:56 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,173 New York, NY DrakeB3004 Wanderer DrakeB3004 Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,173 New York, NY A: Blok's birthday present wish list. Q: What's this piece of paper that says "Naked Mysa" on it over and over?? A: Dreamer's lips, of course. "Death of a Legionnaire" fan comic

Re: Question me this! #373984 08/31/03 08:30 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,793 Sumner, ME Portfolio Boy Leader Portfolio Boy Leader Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,793 Sumner, ME Q: What does the Kryptonian name Colla-Jyn translate to in Interlac? A: Lester Spiffany's allowance

Re: Question me this! #373985 08/31/03 10:13 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Q: What's the one thing larger than the UP budget? A: Because she's wearing a halo-jewel "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Question me this! #373986 09/01/03 11:57 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Q: Why is Imra no longer considered a shameless hussy? A: Gas Girl's colon. Something Filthy!

Re: Question me this! #373987 09/01/03 12:32 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A: Gas Girl's colon. Q: What has Lallor Petroleum hailed as the renewable solution to Lallor's energy crisis? A: Legion Cruiser Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Question me this! #373988 09/01/03 01:45 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol A: Legion Cruiser Q: What was Condo's secret nickname for Lyle? A: Pluberry marmalade "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Question me this! #373989 09/01/03 02:06 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,793 Sumner, ME Portfolio Boy Leader Portfolio Boy Leader Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,793 Sumner, ME Q: What tastes just as good coming up as going down? A: Becasue he's a post whore, that's why

Re: Question me this! #373990 09/01/03 02:49 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,928 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,928 Liberty City Q: Why did Mekt Ranzz make so much money while out "fixing fences" on Winath? A: A super-secret project for the United Planets

Re: Question me this! #373991 09/01/03 04:29 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Q: What excuse is Imra likely to give when confronted with the despicable way she's been using her power over some of the guys. A: On mens room walls all over Legion World. "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Question me this! #373992 09/01/03 05:01 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Blockade Boy Wanderer Blockade Boy Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Q: Where did Chuck put all those inertron urinals? A: A Titanian diner

Re: Question me this! #373993 09/01/03 10:47 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,173 New York, NY DrakeB3004 Wanderer DrakeB3004 Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,173 New York, NY Q: What eatery has no printed menus? A: Sensor wanted some "tail" "Death of a Legionnaire" fan comic

Re: Question me this! #373994 09/02/03 03:11 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol A: Sensor wanted some "tail" Q: What made Tellus quit the Legion and join the Dark Circle? A: Fireballing "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Question me this! #373995 09/02/03 09:45 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Q: How did the SW6 Inferno refer to "a night on the town"? A: Bouncing Boy's third nipple Something Filthy!

Re: Question me this! #373996 09/02/03 10:00 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,173 New York, NY DrakeB3004 Wanderer DrakeB3004 Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,173 New York, NY A: Bouncing Boy's third nipple Q: What fit perfectly in Lu's navel when she and Chuck were in their favorite sexual position? A: "Thom Kallor, Starboy-toy!" "Death of a Legionnaire" fan comic

Re: Question me this! #373997 09/03/03 09:28 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,215 Sketch Lad Time Trapper Sketch Lad Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,215 Q. Dreamer's belt doesn't have an "L" buckle, what DOES her's say? A. Your eyebeams are on high! STARSEARCHERS WEBCOMIC

Re: Question me this! #373998 09/03/03 11:38 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Q: What did Tinya say to Jo when she caught him looking at Imra's boobies? A: Your highbeams are on Eye. Something Filthy!

Re: Question me this! #373999 09/03/03 12:19 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol A: Your highbeams are on Eye. Q: And what did Tinya say to Jo when she caught him staring at the Emerald Empress's boobies A: For that you die! "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Question me this! #374000 09/03/03 01:43 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,215 Sketch Lad Time Trapper Sketch Lad Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,215 Q. Young Dirk Morgna burnt up all of Dr. Regulus' vintage Playboy collection, what was his response? A. A Starhavenite, a Durlan and a Venturan. STARSEARCHERS WEBCOMIC

Re: Question me this! #374001 09/03/03 02:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Q: Who are 3 sentients that walked into a bar? A: Portly Spine Pete Something Filthy!

Re: Question me this! #374002 09/03/03 05:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Q: What nickname did Pete Dursin's little sister give him when she couldn't say "Porcupine"? A: Streaky's ball of yarn "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Question me this! #374003 09/04/03 01:50 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Q: What did Jo use to tie The Emerald Empress's nipple rings together (while she was wearing them of course) ? A: Tenzil's pillow case. Something Filthy!

Re: Question me this! #374004 09/04/03 02:16 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Q: What smells like Star Boy's cologne? A: Rimbor or Bust! Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Question me this! #374005 09/04/03 08:28 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol A: Rimbor or Bust! Q: What does the bumper sticker on Quislet's craft say? A: Tenzil & The Subs "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"