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#373956 08/27/03 02:40 PM
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Q: What did Dr. Gym'll not realize, until is was to late, was not a mobile robotic ashtray?

A: TWO BUCK CHUCK

#373957 08/27/03 03:41 PM
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Q. Name the wine made in honor of Bouncing Boy.

A. This has been Keema Delf, with Inside Lowdown!

#373958 08/27/03 03:48 PM
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Q: What does Brad Majors hear his co-host say at the very end of each of their shows on Galaxynet

A: Uli Algor


"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
#373959 08/27/03 04:06 PM
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Q: What brand of cat food does Streaky the super cat prefer???


A: I don't know how those got there


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#373960 08/27/03 04:18 PM
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Q: What excuse did Jo give Tinya when she found a pair of Lar's red boxers under Jo's pillow

A: "Use the Miracle Machine, dummy!"


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#373961 08/27/03 04:20 PM
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Q: What did Lu say to Chuck when he could not uuhhmm preform on their wedding night???


A: I like Lars boxers Tinya


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#373962 08/27/03 04:23 PM
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Q: What did Jo quietly say to the door after Tinya stormed out of his room

A: And Kal-El's too!


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#373963 08/27/03 04:26 PM
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Q: What did Jo say as he was getting dressed after Tinya left!!!!


A: He has such a big package


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#373964 08/27/03 04:34 PM
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Q: What was Jo's comment as he passed Gim in the hallway.

A: Penetra Vision


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#373965 08/27/03 04:53 PM
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Q. 31st century gynocologists prefer the tool that can perform which procedure?

A. We've got Roboticans on 8 levels now!

#373966 08/27/03 05:14 PM
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Q: What was said about the most successful Rimborian pyramid scheme by it's creator, Got Cha.

A: Buffer, Stasis or Phantom


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#373967 08/27/03 05:43 PM
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Q: What three words should you never say in conjunction with the word "zone" in front of M'onel

A: He touched Validus' brain.

#373968 08/28/03 06:39 AM
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A: He touched Validus' brain

Q: Why did Tharok get the crap beat out of him?

A: "Take me to Ventura"


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#373969 08/28/03 09:33 AM
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Q: What is the catch phrase on the Ventura Resorts Omninet pop-up ad?

A: The Legion of Substitute-Heroes Auxillary Reserves

#373970 08/28/03 09:42 AM
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A: The Legion of Substitute-Heroes Auxillary Reserves

Q: Who gets clean-up duty after every party at Legion Headquarters?


A: Tenzil Kem


Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
#373971 08/28/03 10:54 AM
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Q: Why are their teeth marks on my robotic arms?

A: Ahee Hib!

#373972 08/28/03 12:08 PM
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Q: What is the sound of one Controller clapping.

A: Vygraian Viagra

#373973 08/28/03 12:29 PM
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A: Vygraian Viagra

Q: Name one unexpected off world use for iron supplement tablets

A: Computo's day job


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#373974 08/28/03 02:11 PM
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Q. How do you "Lallorize" Kenzil Tem?

A. Mysa

#373975 08/28/03 02:40 PM
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A. Mysa

Q. What name takes on a new meaning when placed in front of the word "horny"?

A. The Luck Lords Shamrock


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#373976 08/29/03 12:04 AM
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Seems like I messed up somehow....

Sorry bout that....

So, the unquestioned answer by Varalent was:

A. Computo's day job

Q. What do you call Encyclopedia Galactica HoloMarketing?

and the next one, by minsurfer, is...

A. The Luck Lord's Shamrock

#373977 08/29/03 03:53 PM
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A: The Luck Lords Shamrock

Q: What's the latest accessorization craze on Ventura?

A: I left it on Talus


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#373978 08/29/03 04:03 PM
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Q. What was Kono's excuse for not turning in her homework?

A. Those are my friends Garl and Englen, from the planet ZIRR!

#373979 08/29/03 10:38 PM
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Q: Say, Lyle -- who are those stylishly dressed fellows over there eating all my salsa?

A: That's why Garth proposed to Imra.

#373980 08/30/03 01:11 AM
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Q. What's up with the pink thigh boots?

A. I AM MORE!

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