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#373856 07/25/03 10:06 PM
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A: Element Lad and Shrinking Violet
Q: Who will be the next Legion couple to appear on the Jerry Springer Show 3003?

A: Dev-Em and the moon.

#373857 07/25/03 10:08 PM
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Looks like EDE was quicker on the enter key than myself so:

A: The night-roaming phanders!

Q: Who are Nardo's love slaves?

A: Dev-Em and the moon.

#373858 07/26/03 02:34 AM
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A: Dev-Em and the moon

Q: With whom and where was Calamity King last seen?

A: Comet the Super-horse on Naltor


Holy Cats of Egypt!
#373859 07/26/03 03:05 AM
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A: Comet the Super-horse on Naltor

Q: A horse is a horse of course, of course, unless it's ___________________________. (And even non-Naltorians can predict that he'll be at the end of the parade.)

A: Dr. Gym'll

#373860 07/26/03 10:47 AM
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A: Dr. Gym'll

Q: Who probably not the best person to go to with my purple skin complexion problems?

A: Three-Eyed Sam from the Planet Wham!

#373861 07/26/03 12:48 PM
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A: Three-Eyed Sam from the Planet Wham!
Q: What was George Michael's undercover name on the Super Stalag?

A: Hoover, 13 hands, and Reep.

#373862 07/26/03 03:08 PM
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Q: What do you need to party-down, Durlan style??

A: Charma, Chameleon

#373863 07/26/03 03:37 PM
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A: Charma, Chameleon

Q: What names went through Lyle's head before finally realizing, "Oh, I get it... 'C' stands for 'Condo'!"

A: "I'll handle the god!"

#373864 07/26/03 04:48 PM
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A: "I'll handle the god!"

Q: What were reportedly Floyd's last words?

A: Curt Swan

#373865 07/27/03 02:37 AM
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A: Curt Swan

Q: Who, in a bout of insecurity, modeled the Wierdo Legionnaire after himself?

A: Kid Quantum stepping out of the shower, again.


Holy Cats of Egypt!
#373866 07/27/03 02:42 AM
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A: Kid Quantum stepping out of the shower, again.

Q: What Dallas-like plot event meant yet ANOTHER reboot?

A: the minutes from the last LSV meeting

#373867 07/27/03 03:25 AM
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Q: What document comes up as first choice when you do a google search for "Radiation Roy refused to stop farting and was expelled."??

A: Feed it to Tenzil -- he'll eat anything.

#373868 07/28/03 12:27 AM
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Q: What was the rejected concept for a pre-"Mikey" Life cereal ad?

A: Tellus's unhealthy dependence on methane.


Still "Lardy" to my friends!
#373869 07/28/03 09:44 AM
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Q. Why was Tellus happy when the cafeteria was serving burritos?


A. The Brain Globes of Rambat

#373870 07/28/03 02:28 PM
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Q: What do you call the reboot Harlem Globetrotters?

A: A triple-locked storage tesseract.

#373871 07/28/03 02:30 PM
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Q: Where does Triad keep her diary?

A: The noblest beings who ever lived

#373872 07/28/03 02:54 PM
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A: The noblest beings who ever lived

Q: Who cleans up Legion World after the toga parties?

A: Tharok ate the banyo meringue pie


Holy Cats of Egypt!
#373873 07/28/03 11:46 PM
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A: Tharok ate the banyo meringue pie

Q: Why did Validus go on a rampage?

A: Rock of Eternity.


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#373874 07/28/03 11:57 PM
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A: Rock of Eternity.

Q: What does Rokk call Little Rokk?

A: Lightning Ring Plantation

#373875 07/29/03 12:14 AM
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Q: What did the Ranz twins secretly call their commode?

A: A six-pack of silverale, handcuffs and cab fare.

#373876 07/29/03 03:55 AM
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A: A six-pack of silverale, handcuffs and cab fare.

Q: What does Sunboy consider necessary for a night out on the town?

A: Quislet's little ship


"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
#373877 07/29/03 08:51 AM
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A: Quislet's little ship

Q: What did Tenzil eat that led to his stomach being pumped?

A: Urk, with EDE's little cat


Holy Cats of Egypt!
#373878 08/02/03 04:53 PM
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Q: Who could bring down the socioeconomic structure of Legion World faster than Sugyn could down a barrel full of pluberries!

A: Kennedy re-elected

#373879 08/02/03 10:27 PM
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Q: What was the headline for the latest "ex-MTV VJ of the month" newsletter?

A: Because Charma told him to.

#373880 08/02/03 11:28 PM
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Q: Why did Lyle experiment with "C"?

A: The Unknown Spaceman

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