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Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante:
A: Element Lad and Shrinking Violet Q: Who will be the next Legion couple to appear on the Jerry Springer Show 3003? A: Dev-Em and the moon.
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Looks like EDE was quicker on the enter key than myself so:
A: The night-roaming phanders!
Q: Who are Nardo's love slaves?
A: Dev-Em and the moon.
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A: Dev-Em and the moon
Q: With whom and where was Calamity King last seen?
A: Comet the Super-horse on Naltor
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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A: Comet the Super-horse on Naltor
Q: A horse is a horse of course, of course, unless it's ___________________________. (And even non-Naltorians can predict that he'll be at the end of the parade.)
A: Dr. Gym'll
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A: Dr. Gym'll
Q: Who probably not the best person to go to with my purple skin complexion problems?
A: Three-Eyed Sam from the Planet Wham!
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
A: Three-Eyed Sam from the Planet Wham! Q: What was George Michael's undercover name on the Super Stalag? A: Hoover, 13 hands, and Reep.
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Q: What do you need to party-down, Durlan style??
A: Charma, Chameleon
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A: Charma, Chameleon
Q: What names went through Lyle's head before finally realizing, "Oh, I get it... 'C' stands for 'Condo'!"
A: "I'll handle the god!"
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A: "I'll handle the god!"
Q: What were reportedly Floyd's last words?
A: Curt Swan
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A: Curt Swan
Q: Who, in a bout of insecurity, modeled the Wierdo Legionnaire after himself?
A: Kid Quantum stepping out of the shower, again.
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A: Kid Quantum stepping out of the shower, again.
Q: What Dallas-like plot event meant yet ANOTHER reboot?
A: the minutes from the last LSV meeting
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Q: What document comes up as first choice when you do a google search for "Radiation Roy refused to stop farting and was expelled."??
A: Feed it to Tenzil -- he'll eat anything.
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Q: What was the rejected concept for a pre-"Mikey" Life cereal ad?
A: Tellus's unhealthy dependence on methane.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Q. Why was Tellus happy when the cafeteria was serving burritos?
A. The Brain Globes of Rambat
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Q: What do you call the reboot Harlem Globetrotters?
A: A triple-locked storage tesseract.
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Q: Where does Triad keep her diary?
A: The noblest beings who ever lived
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A: The noblest beings who ever lived
Q: Who cleans up Legion World after the toga parties?
A: Tharok ate the banyo meringue pie
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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A: Tharok ate the banyo meringue pie
Q: Why did Validus go on a rampage?
A: Rock of Eternity.
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A: Rock of Eternity.
Q: What does Rokk call Little Rokk?
A: Lightning Ring Plantation
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Q: What did the Ranz twins secretly call their commode?
A: A six-pack of silverale, handcuffs and cab fare.
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A: A six-pack of silverale, handcuffs and cab fare.
Q: What does Sunboy consider necessary for a night out on the town?
A: Quislet's little ship
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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A: Quislet's little ship
Q: What did Tenzil eat that led to his stomach being pumped?
A: Urk, with EDE's little cat
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Q: Who could bring down the socioeconomic structure of Legion World faster than Sugyn could down a barrel full of pluberries!
A: Kennedy re-elected
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Q: What was the headline for the latest "ex-MTV VJ of the month" newsletter?
A: Because Charma told him to.
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Q: Why did Lyle experiment with "C"?
A: The Unknown Spaceman
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