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#373831 07/17/03 02:57 AM
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Q. What scene will ensure that The Legion movie wins becomes a blockbuster hit?

A. A brain globe of Rambat, hidden in Timber Wolf's room.


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#373832 07/17/03 05:50 AM
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Q: What is the kinky secret fetish of a certain Lone-Wolf Legionnaire?


A: White Witch's antennae!


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#373833 07/17/03 06:03 AM
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Q: What is the kinky, secret fetish of a certain Lone-Wolf Legionnaire's rather large rocky friend?

A: Drura's mucuous arm thingies

#373834 07/17/03 06:07 AM
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A: What is the one thing about Drura that should be retconned out?


Q: Calamity King's nelly li'l "Green Arrow" cap.


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#373835 07/17/03 07:55 AM
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Q: What does Cosmic Boy secretly like where when he's spening 'quality time' with himself?

A: Magnetic nipples

(that has an obvious question so the aim is to not go for it. CosmicBoy )


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#373836 07/17/03 09:02 AM
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A: Magnetic nipples

Q: What item is Sensor currently shopping for in order to complete her new look?

A: Nardo's third eye.


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#373837 07/17/03 09:09 AM
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Q: What's round, plastic and glued to some alien's forhead just so others can think he's all smart and stuff (oooh, a third eye -- he must be enlightened and can see stuff we can't)?

A: Because she thought it was really Cham.

#373838 07/18/03 10:37 AM
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Q- Why did Ayla just spend an hour flirting with that Octo-cat?

A- Because Kid Psycho's turban was at the dry-cleaners...

#373839 07/18/03 04:33 PM
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Q: Why did Brin wipe his ass with Gim's giant shirt?

A: "That's why they call me 'Iron Butt'"

#373840 07/18/03 10:58 PM
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A: "That's why they call me 'Iron Butt'"

Q: How did Ferro respond when asked what happened to the toilet?

A: "Where are my telepathic plugs?!?!"


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#373841 07/19/03 04:01 AM
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A: "Where are my telepathic plugs?!?!"

Q: What was Garth wondering at 3AM when Imra was mentally snoring (again)?

A: Supergirl's boots

#373842 07/19/03 07:59 PM
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Q: What completes the rarely used, and not particularly witty, 30th century saying, "Don't judge those who cross-dress and wear lead masks when suffering from amnesia until you've walked a mile in..."

A: Sensor's new hands

#373843 07/20/03 03:20 PM
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A: Sensor's new hands

Q: What is the #1 fetish among racoons in the 31st century?

A: Sharn Nux's prom dress


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#373844 07/20/03 07:27 PM
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Quote
Originally posted by Fat Cramer:

A: Sharn Nux's prom dress
Q: Old Robotica bar joke: what spends more time in the air than a monarch butterfly on migration?

A: quantum bubbles

#373845 07/21/03 12:18 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
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A: quantum bubbles
Q: What appears in Kid Quantum's bathwater when she indiscreetly lets one go?

A: Accelerating chemical reactions.


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#373846 07/21/03 12:22 AM
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A: accelerating chemical reactions

Q: Why was Jenni tossed out of Chem lab?

A: Saturn Girl's wardrobe

#373847 07/21/03 12:48 AM
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Q: What's pink and white and smells like Jo Nah's aftershave?

A: Dr Gym'll's fast-acting ointment.

#373848 07/21/03 01:47 AM
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Originally posted by DrakeB3003:

A: Dr Gym'll's fast-acting ointment.
Q: What's great for Dirk's frequent recurring problems with STD's?

A: Atmos's armpits.


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#373849 07/21/03 02:29 AM
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Q- Where'd I leave that test-tube of flesh-eating virus?

A- Because somebody had to eat the Miracle machine!

#373850 07/22/03 09:11 PM
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Originally posted by Loser Lad:

A- Because somebody had to eat the Miracle machine!
Q: Why did Tenzil miss being crowned Homecoming King?

A: Gildishpan!


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#373851 07/22/03 11:16 PM
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Q- Where the hell should I put my gildishes?!?

A- Even R.J. couldn't afford that...

#373852 07/22/03 11:40 PM
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A: Even R.J. couldn't afford that

Q: What was overheard when a group of Legion girls were talking about getting a boob-job to obtain a rack like Saturn Girl's?

A: Nardo's other eye.


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#373853 07/25/03 09:54 PM
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Q: What did Nardo bring up in a pathetic attempt to top Ethel?

A: On Planet Koobar

#373854 07/25/03 10:01 PM
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A: On Planet Koobar

Q: Where did Sugyn like to get Koodrunk?

A: Element Lad and Shrinking Violet

#373855 07/25/03 10:05 PM
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A: Element Lad and Shrinking Violet

Q: Who could help me with my pigmentation problems and what needs to be done?

A: The night-roaming phanders!

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