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Q. What scene will ensure that The Legion movie wins becomes a blockbuster hit?
A. A brain globe of Rambat, hidden in Timber Wolf's room.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Q: What is the kinky secret fetish of a certain Lone-Wolf Legionnaire?
A: White Witch's antennae!
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Q: What is the kinky, secret fetish of a certain Lone-Wolf Legionnaire's rather large rocky friend?
A: Drura's mucuous arm thingies
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A: What is the one thing about Drura that should be retconned out?
Q: Calamity King's nelly li'l "Green Arrow" cap.
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Q: What does Cosmic Boy secretly like where when he's spening 'quality time' with himself? A: Magnetic nipples (that has an obvious question so the aim is to not go for it.  )
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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A: Magnetic nipples
Q: What item is Sensor currently shopping for in order to complete her new look?
A: Nardo's third eye.
The poster formerly known as Carggaphile.
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Q: What's round, plastic and glued to some alien's forhead just so others can think he's all smart and stuff (oooh, a third eye -- he must be enlightened and can see stuff we can't)?
A: Because she thought it was really Cham.
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Q- Why did Ayla just spend an hour flirting with that Octo-cat?
A- Because Kid Psycho's turban was at the dry-cleaners...
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Q: Why did Brin wipe his ass with Gim's giant shirt?
A: "That's why they call me 'Iron Butt'"
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A: "That's why they call me 'Iron Butt'"
Q: How did Ferro respond when asked what happened to the toilet?
A: "Where are my telepathic plugs?!?!"
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A: "Where are my telepathic plugs?!?!"
Q: What was Garth wondering at 3AM when Imra was mentally snoring (again)?
A: Supergirl's boots
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Q: What completes the rarely used, and not particularly witty, 30th century saying, "Don't judge those who cross-dress and wear lead masks when suffering from amnesia until you've walked a mile in..."
A: Sensor's new hands
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A: Sensor's new hands
Q: What is the #1 fetish among racoons in the 31st century?
A: Sharn Nux's prom dress
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
A: Sharn Nux's prom dress Q: Old Robotica bar joke: what spends more time in the air than a monarch butterfly on migration? A: quantum bubbles
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Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
[qb]
A: quantum bubbles Q: What appears in Kid Quantum's bathwater when she indiscreetly lets one go? A: Accelerating chemical reactions.
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A: accelerating chemical reactions
Q: Why was Jenni tossed out of Chem lab?
A: Saturn Girl's wardrobe
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Q: What's pink and white and smells like Jo Nah's aftershave?
A: Dr Gym'll's fast-acting ointment.
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Originally posted by DrakeB3003:
A: Dr Gym'll's fast-acting ointment. Q: What's great for Dirk's frequent recurring problems with STD's? A: Atmos's armpits.
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Q- Where'd I leave that test-tube of flesh-eating virus?
A- Because somebody had to eat the Miracle machine!
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Originally posted by Loser Lad:
A- Because somebody had to eat the Miracle machine! Q: Why did Tenzil miss being crowned Homecoming King? A: Gildishpan!
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Q- Where the hell should I put my gildishes?!?
A- Even R.J. couldn't afford that...
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A: Even R.J. couldn't afford that
Q: What was overheard when a group of Legion girls were talking about getting a boob-job to obtain a rack like Saturn Girl's?
A: Nardo's other eye.
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Q: What did Nardo bring up in a pathetic attempt to top Ethel?
A: On Planet Koobar
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A: On Planet Koobar
Q: Where did Sugyn like to get Koodrunk?
A: Element Lad and Shrinking Violet
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A: Element Lad and Shrinking Violet
Q: Who could help me with my pigmentation problems and what needs to be done?
A: The night-roaming phanders!
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