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A crate of thumbtacks that somebody dumped in the middle of the highway gives the Global Lender's Repo truck a flat.


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The thumbtacks are gathered up by a gigantic ball of silly putty.

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#deleteFacebook
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The putty melts in the sun.


My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .
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The Sun gets blotted out by massive dust storms.

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Massive dust storms were sucked by Sucker Lad. Pooof!

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Sucker Lad quits his cleaning job to become the international spokesman for Dum Dum Pops.

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Cherry Flavor Dum Dum Pops by candywarehouse , on Flickr


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Dum Dum Pops is destroyed by militant dentists.

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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Regular brushing and flossing calms down the militant dentists.


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All of the dentists become ... calm ... too calm ... slacking off far too much.


Gingivitis becomes rampant ... and sentient ....


stages a coup, takes over the world ... orders all dentists exterminated. It's a gingivitis eat gingivitis world.

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Gingitivitis is wiped out by good dental hygiene.

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Good dental hygiene becomes impossible when paranoid persons outlaw fluoride.


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Paranoid persons are rightly paranoid for they are the prime targets of zombies who can run; now they're all dead meat.

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Zombies go out of fashion when vampires once again become all the rage.


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Vampires? Vampires are long extinct, thanks to Shining Son and his cohorts.

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Vampires re-emerge when it is revealed that the sun destroying vampires is a modern invention and has basis in European folklore.


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Times like this call for Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer's career ends when she gets awarded a Razzie.

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The Razzie judges disband their organization rather than sit through Battlefield Earth 2 In 3-D.


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I guess with the digital movies a match would not help. But a giant magnet will erase all the copies of Battlefield Earth 2 in 3-D.


Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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The giant magnet is attracted to the iron core of a newly discovered Braal. bye bye, magnet.

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Anemia depletes iron.


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Geritol takes care of that anemia


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Geritol's sales suffer from its fuddy-duddy image.


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Firefist shows up and becomes the spokesperson for Geritol, thereby updating Geritol's image.

Firefist Firefist Firefist Firefist

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DC Comics reboots Firefist out of existence.


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