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A crate of thumbtacks that somebody dumped in the middle of the highway gives the Global Lender's Repo truck a flat.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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The thumbtacks are gathered up by a gigantic ball of silly putty.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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#deleteFacebook
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The putty melts in the sun.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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The Sun gets blotted out by massive dust storms.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Deputy
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Massive dust storms were sucked by Sucker Lad. Pooof!
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Sucker Lad quits his cleaning job to become the international spokesman for Dum Dum Pops. Cherry Flavor Dum Dum Pops by candywarehouse , on Flickr
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Dum Dum Pops is destroyed by militant dentists.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Regular brushing and flossing calms down the militant dentists.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Time Trapper
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All of the dentists become ... calm ... too calm ... slacking off far too much.
Gingivitis becomes rampant ... and sentient ....
stages a coup, takes over the world ... orders all dentists exterminated. It's a gingivitis eat gingivitis world.
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Gingitivitis is wiped out by good dental hygiene.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Good dental hygiene becomes impossible when paranoid persons outlaw fluoride.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Paranoid persons are rightly paranoid for they are the prime targets of zombies who can run; now they're all dead meat.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Zombies go out of fashion when vampires once again become all the rage.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Vampires? Vampires are long extinct, thanks to Shining Son and his cohorts.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Vampires re-emerge when it is revealed that the sun destroying vampires is a modern invention and has basis in European folklore.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Times like this call for Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer's career ends when she gets awarded a Razzie.
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The Razzie judges disband their organization rather than sit through Battlefield Earth 2 In 3-D.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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I guess with the digital movies a match would not help. But a giant magnet will erase all the copies of Battlefield Earth 2 in 3-D.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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The giant magnet is attracted to the iron core of a newly discovered Braal. bye bye, magnet.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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strange but not a stranger
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Geritol takes care of that anemia
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Geritol's sales suffer from its fuddy-duddy image.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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DC Comics reboots Firefist out of existence.
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