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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Rockhopper Lad's innate goodness didn't allow him to stay evil for very long. 
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Evil makes a resurgence when Zardi pulls a bunch of orange plaid negligees from his hat.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Evil does not succeed because orange plaid is so last month.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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A little over a year later, orange plaid comes back into fashion.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Orange plaid-mania fizzles out when all the orange dye is hoarded by the IMF.
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The IMF is completely discredited due to the scandals involving Dominique Strauss-Kahn.
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The IMF heads off a ruinous stay in court by cleverly replacing Dominique Strauss-Kahn with a politically un-savvy Durlan actress.
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The Durlan actress turns out to be a mole, and the Durlan fleet arrives to invade Earth.
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The Durlan fleet gets lost while looking for a White Castle.
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Legionnaire!
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White Castle goes bust when Five Guys Famous Burgers and Fries opens across the street.
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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Five Guys and their lucrative cross-promotion with the My Little Pony empire end in disaster-- after a tearful Mom recounts finding a horseshoe nail in her daughter's kid's meal on 60 Minutes.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Tearful Mom sells horseshoe nail to proverbial horse who for want of a nail lost his shoe. The battle that had then been lost is now won and history changed so that Tearful Mom was never born.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Tearful Mom never being born results in catastrophe for 24th century Earth. It seems that Tearful Mom once killed a cockroach whose descendants would have mutated into intelligent giant cockroaches. Now they have enslaved Earth and all of humanity.
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Tearful Mom never being born results in catastrophe for 24th century Earth. It seems that Tearful Mom once killed a cockroach whose descendants would have mutated into intelligent giant cockroaches. Now they have enslaved Earth and all of humanity.
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Giant feet emerge magically from the sky, Gilliam-style, and crush the cockroaches flat.
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Giant feet turn suddenly after squishing cockroaches flat, there is giant boulder on the trail. Giant feet stub big toe on the giant boulder causing extreme pain.
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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Naked Mole Rat Lad and his minions chew the giant boulder into gravel.
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strange but not a stranger
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PETA starts a protest campaign against Naked Mole Rat Lad and his minions over exploitation of naked mole rats.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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PETA is hacked by Anonymous. Their operations go bust as their funds are siphoned off and their servers crash.
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Legionnaire!
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Anonymous' identity is discovered and broadcast nationwide in a startling exposé by 60 Minutes.
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The 60 Minutes expose attracts several organizations who want revenge on Anonymous. The entire building is blown sky high.
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#deleteFacebook
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#deleteFacebook
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An eccentric detective single-handedly tracks down and arrests the bombers.
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strange but not a stranger
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The eccentric detective's ex-wife hauls him into court over deliquent alimony paymnts.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The ex-wife's new husband comes forward making the alimony null and void.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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The new husband's previous wife (and their four kids) catch up with him, thanks to mutual friends on Facebook.
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