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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373268 09/23/08 08:26 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Optimus Prime tells Kid Prime he's grounded for fighting with other transforming vehicles.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373269 10/24/08 12:42 PM Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 184 NJ Gamara Substitute Gamara Substitute Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 184 NJ Megatron terminates Optimus and converts Kid Prime to Decepticonian. "I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a GREEDY craven little coward!" =Daffy Duck

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373270 10/24/08 12:56 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The media powers that be decide that there is no money to be made in the Transformers franchise and cancel Megatron and all the Decepticons and Transformers. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373271 10/27/08 08:26 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies The media powers that be all lose their jobs in the general implosion of the economy. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373272 10/27/08 08:46 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Ahh...but don't you see, it's actually only the Earth-33 economy that imploded.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373273 10/27/08 09:36 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada To make more money the big network boss cancels the multiverse (and Earth-33) in favor of "9 Circles of Hell Network" where you watch all your favorites of yesteryear get what they deserve for all eternity.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373274 11/05/08 06:57 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC The Supreme Court rules in favor of the FCC forcing the 'Nine Circles of Hell Network" to rename itself the "9 Circles of You-know-where network."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373275 12/11/08 06:22 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR The Supreme Court succumbs to a deadly mutant bacterium residing in those festive holiday caramel-spice lattes from Evil Mermaid Coffee, LLC. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373276 12/11/08 06:47 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Evil Mermaid Coffee, LLC is sued out of business by Quislet, Esq. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373277 12/12/08 12:22 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Quislet, Esq. perishes tragically when outraged pretentious coffee drinkers stone him with last year's fruitcake. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373278 12/12/08 01:51 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Pretentious coffee drinkers hide in shame when Ashton Kutcher... ahem... "Punk's" them by replacing their grande half-caf mocha lattes with Folger's Crystals.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373279 12/13/08 09:49 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Folger's Crystals are mined to extinction by renegade Braalians invading Earth. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373280 12/13/08 10:02 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,845 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,845 South Carolina Renegade Braalians are defeated by being sprayed with Bird Spit Soup! Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373281 12/14/08 03:17 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Bird Spit Soup is forever ruined when Campbell's and Progresso brands replace it with watered-down chemically versions, just like they ruined everything else. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373282 12/14/08 03:30 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Campbell's & Progresso are swallowed up by Leland McCauley and R.J. Brande (respectively) in the Great Interplanetary Buyout War of 3009. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373283 12/19/08 10:28 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Leland McCauley and R.J. Brande are killed off by Geoff Johns The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373284 12/20/08 09:58 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Geoff Johns is snubbed at the Eisners when the award goes to some manga with boys smooching instead. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373285 12/20/08 03:19 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 "Boys Smooching" loses out to "Vampire Weekend" in a USA Today poll for "Silliest Band Name of 2008"

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373286 12/20/08 04:36 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Vampire Weekend is thrashed at the 2009 Grammies when ill-gotten Time Bubble tech brings back Qypthone . Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373287 12/21/08 09:33 AM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Qypthone lead singer is sued for trademark infringement for stealing Bobby Conn 's hairstyle. (Side note: Utter Awesomeness at 2:08 - 2:11. You're welcome.)

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373288 12/21/08 09:55 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Bobby Conn quits the biz after even the Substitute Substitute Legion and Ambush Bug declare him "just too damn freaking weird." Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373289 12/21/08 10:46 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Grant Morrison writes a 52-issue Ambush Bug arc that serves as the backbone of all DC comic continuity It's so damned confusing people give up comics forever, taking up Shakespeare and Dostoevsky for light escapist reading.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373290 12/21/08 01:46 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Blockade Boy Wanderer Blockade Boy Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Morrison covers "Notes from an Undeground" in a one-word graphic novel and births New Lemmingnism.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373291 12/25/08 11:58 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR New Lemmingnism fails to win over as many converts as the Church of Calvin & Hobbes. (With apologies to whoever I stole that idea from;I've already forgotten.) Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373292 01/11/09 09:10 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 The Church of Calvin & Hobbes, long advocates of a "Get Rid of Slimy girlS" policy, is protested by the National Organization of Women.