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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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NOW shows up for the inauguration dressed like the "New, Improved" Mary Marvel, and is forcibly disbanded by the FCC.


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The FCC is attacked by thousands of people who didn't realize that the digital TV switch was going to affect them.


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As part of the stimulus plan, phase III, President Obama issues a new digital TV to everybody in America.


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President Obama's TV giveaway causes Americans to go insane en masse from the endless barrage of painfully bad half-hour infomercials. In the ensuing riots, the U.S. Government is overthrown by angry mobs and a triumvirate of radio pundits assumes nationwide rule.


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Pharmaceutical giant, Eli Lily, introduces Calmestra, the first FDA approved drug that totally cures insanity. The riots end, order is restored and the pundits are sent packing.

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Calmestra is pulled from the market after a large number of people report to their doctors that they experienced calmness lasting over four hours.

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Calmestra is renamed Clamestra, repackaged / repositioned and returned to the market by an unscrupulous alliance of medical and bartending lobbies.


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Medical and bartending lobbyists are so restricted by the Obama administration that they can't raise enough money to be unscrupulous.

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The Obama administration is forced to loosen up on the medical and bartending sectors in an effort to numb the nation senseless.


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The benumbed nation awakens from its drunken/stoned stupor after accidentally stubbing its collective toe on a billion sentient pet rocks.


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A billion sentient pet rocks fall out of fashion in favor of a billion sentient Rubik's cubes.


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The billion sentient Rubik's cubes are totally ignored when an angry Dancing with Stars contestant takes Cloris Leachman hostage.


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The hostage situation is brought to a satisfying close on live TV with the timely intervention of three dozen zombies in SWAT gear. (Millions cheer.)


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The three dozen zombies are made short work of by a half-crazed Ash armed only with a chainsaw hand and a "boomstick".

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Ash gets life for the "murder" of Zombie Quesada, thanks to a corrupt judicial system.


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Corruption of the judicial system ceases when market value corrections for the assets of all organized crime and other influence peddlers reveal that no one has enough money to buy a judge any more.

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Judges circumvent reform by agreeing to be paid in Antiques Roadshow merchandise.


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Cancellation of Antiques Roadshow invalidates judges' agreement.


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The all Tea and Crumpets Network fills the gap caused by the gap using the British version of Antiques Roadshow.

Ooo look at that exquisite Royal Doultan figurine.

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Advertisers pull their support from the Tea & Crumpets Network when they unwisely name their newest show Tea Bagging with Chauncey and Emma.

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The network makes millions after hiring "comeback kid" Vanilla Ice to compose and perform their hit theme song: "It's A Tea Party, Baby."


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Unfortunately for Vanilla Ice, while composing "It's A Tea Party, Baby", he chose to sample the following songs without giving credit to the original composers -

"Help!" by The Beatles
"Tambourine Man" by Bob "Mumbles" Dylan
"Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
"Cannonball" by The Breeders
"I Love You" by Barney
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"Happy Birthday" by "Rockin'" Mildred J. Hill and "Rollin'" Patty Smith Hill

A particularly miffed Barney went on a rampage and ate him.

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Barney's gambling debts cause him to be "laundered" by the Mob's dry-cleaners.


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*One Year Later*

The Mob's "cleaners" run out of "detergent".


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Dark Rockhopper Lad seizes control of the world's detergent supply!


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