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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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The Church of Scientology is replaced by the Church of Cosmetology.

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The Church of Cosmetology suffers a schism when a group of conservative Cosmetologists in California, upset over a gay Cosmetologist in New Hampshire, secedes to join the Cosmetological Church of Argentina.


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A little foundation patches up the crack in the Church of Cosmetology.


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Shifting tectonic plates cause cracks in the foundations of foundation manufacturers.

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Superman pushes shifting tectonic plates together making everything OK


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The re-shifting of the tectonic plates provoke a tsunami, which engulfs the seaside vacation home of Lex Luthor.


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moving along...

Any revengeful action planned by Luthor is interrupted by his years of stress and bad eating habits, causing a heart attack.


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a low daily dose of aspirin prevents heart attacks.


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A bleeding ulcer makes taking aspirin unwise.


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Dr. Stephen Strange operates on the bleeding ulcer.


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Dr. Strange's operating theatre hosted MSRA, which infected the patient and prevented healing of the ulcer.


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Unhealed ulcers are healed by faith healers.

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The bunko squad arrests the faith healers


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Lawyers specializing in freedom of religious practice get the charges dropped.


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The case is overturned on appeal by the US Supreme Court who rule that freedom of religion is not protected by the First Amendment after all.


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Article III of the Constitution is retconned out of existence by Lex Luthor and Dick Cheney.

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Dick Cheney is retconned out of existence thanks to a butterfly-stomping time traveller, proving there is a god and retconning the retcon.

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Butterflies are made extinct by the Bush/Cheney policies on the environment -- proving that there is a god, but that he's Lex Luthor.

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Bush/Cheney (aka: Cheney/Bush) policies are themselves made extinct by a voting public that's in very bad mood.

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The voting public is made obsolete by widespread use of electronic voting machines manufactured by Halliburton.

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An astute six-year old boy pulls the plug on electronic voting machines.


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Bionicles holds the attention of the six year old boy


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Transformers obliterate Bionicles.

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Gobots obliterate Transformers


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Kid Prime obliterates Gobots; Legion World mourns the loss of the collateral damage formerly known as Kent Shakespeare.

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