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Don't Stop Peelieving
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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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...quis, that's the most outlandish leap made thus far...
but we'll continue...
The all-green-beans-thread becomes more popualr than pictures of Mr. Muggles.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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What? Isn't Mr. Muggles the best character on Heroes and Heroes the most popular show ever??? You don't think more people would want to see Mr. Muggles than lesbian porn?
Back to the game:
The FDA outlaws green beans and any mention or depiction of them as unhealthy.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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FDA fails to enforce its rule, as all its agents are too busy downloading both lesbian porn and Mr. Muggles pics.
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A public outraged by contaminated food forces the FDA to enforce their own rules.
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The public is easily distracted by a Hollywood celebrity's traffic infraction, which somehow pisses off everyone from PETA, the JDL, U2, Fox "News," the Vienna Boys Choir, the Sierra Club, the NRA, the oil lobby, the Jesuits, Zsa-Zsa, the People's Republic of Laos and the United Meatworker's Union.
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Interest in Hollywood celebrity traffic infractions wanes as people flock to their local comic book stores to get Supergirl and the Legion of Super-Heroes issue 35.
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Jim Shooter's pending return trumps Supergirl and the Legion of Super-Heroes issue 35.
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Jim Shooter is a myth, like Santa Claus and Hillary Clinton.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Santa Claus shows up at Lad Boy's door, proving he's not a myth.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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"Santa Claus" turns out to be a strip-o-gram, setting back the cause of demythicizing Santa Claus.
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Stripper-Santa's appearance was merely a coincidence -- really I don't have any idea how he got my address... and phone number (work, home and cell), and email address and social security number -- "real Santa's" mythic status is neither proved nor disproved -- but since I just got what I wanted for Christmas, who cares?
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After billing records from Come-All-Ye-Faithful.com reveal that it was in fact Lad Boy who sent himself the holiday cheer... ![[Linked Image]](http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l56/Goldenbow/strip-o-santa.png) ...the New York Times runs an editorial entitled, "Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus and He Charges By the Hour". The Santa myth is busted.
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A Scalia led Supreme Court declares the New York Times (hold on I have to look at that picture again  ) unconstitutional.
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A Democrat (any Democrat!) wins the White House, the conservative members of the Supreme Court bite down on their suicide capsules, the new Prez (whoever she/he may be) appoints new justices who overturn the Scalia decision.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Democrats sell us out -- again.
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Our well-attended fundraiser buys the Democrats favor.
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Watered down champagne ruins the fundraiser.
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Two gallons of moonshine in the bed of my '73 El Camino make champagne (and most everything else) irrelevant.
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But drinking half a bottle of Everclear in the back of a rusted out 78' Plymouth Volare w/no tires and a dead hooker in the trunk would still be classier.
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Due to lack of vintage Volares and shortage of hooker corpses, we'll have to settle for a Craigslist personal ad and this: Volare scrap in Chicago
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Craig's List sells out to Microsoft and now charges for each personal ad.
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The ease with which Microsoft's security protocols are violated means Craigslist is still free -- at least for you unscrupulous types.
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Microsoft hires 13 year old hackers to fix the security leaks.
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13-year-old hackers, distracted by an Adam Hughes poster of Power Girl, lose their low-paying jobs and return to idleness in their desolate New Dehli suburbs.
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