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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373168 10/11/07 08:22 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Americans tune in anxiously to watch us as we cut a rug with our characteristic style and panache. Imagine then their "surprise" as they watch a pantless Pov doing the jitterbug. They quickly decide that "Matlock" reruns may not be so bad after all.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373169 10/11/07 08:40 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC The Matlock/Dancing with the Stars of Legion World Holiday Crossover miniseries gives the Discovery Channel its highest ratings ever!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373170 10/11/07 01:33 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Aliens come and answer all our scientific questions. There is nothing left to discover, making the Discovery channel obsolete. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373171 10/11/07 05:36 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley INTERLUDE Quote Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: "Dancing With the Stars" loses viewers when the producers try to expand the franchise with "Dancing with the Stars: Special Victims Unit" Brilliant, Quis! END INTERLUDE The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373172 10/12/07 06:06 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC The arts flourish and the alien egg-heads are rendered obsolete.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373173 10/12/07 07:48 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Sarah Silverman manages to offend all seven muses who pack their backs and head back to Olympus, leaving mankind only Play-Doh and a couple Crayolas to create all their future masterpieces (Thomas Kinkade, strangely enough, continues to flourish).

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373174 10/12/07 09:35 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Gay men singlehandedly bring the arts back and make the world more fabulous. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373175 10/12/07 09:47 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Gay men are distracted from pursuing their artistic expressions by a sign at Abercrombie and Fitch that says "All Merchandise 50% off."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373176 10/12/07 03:06 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The fashion world's ruling elite declare Abercrombie & Fitch passe. The new look is floral muumuus for men and orange jumpsuits for women. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373177 10/12/07 09:30 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,951 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,951 Up a Gumtree Can't wait to see you in your orchid muumuu, Quis! "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373178 10/15/07 01:34 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Quote Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: The fashion world's ruling elite declare Abercrombie & Fitch passe. The new look is floral muumuus for men and orange jumpsuits for women. The release of season one of Ugly Betty on DVD reminds the world of what fashion really looks like, relegating the men's muumuus and women's jumpsuits to history. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373179 10/15/07 02:10 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,951 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,951 Up a Gumtree History... and Quis's closet. "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373180 10/15/07 02:25 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston An electro-magnetic pulse that only affects DVDs wipes out all copies of the Ugly Betty DVDs. It is thought that comments but no play by Pov caused the pulse. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373181 10/15/07 02:43 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Pov is abducted by a race of non-pants wearing aliens who proclaim him their High Poo-Bah. DVD production can now continue.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373182 10/16/07 10:31 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Tim Gunn provides a sense of style and decorum to the non-pants wearing aliens. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373183 10/17/07 08:55 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Style and decorum go out of fashion... again. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373184 10/17/07 10:03 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Style and decorum become all the rage with the consciously unfashionable.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373185 10/18/07 10:46 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The consciously unfashionable are devastated when K-Mart goes out of business. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373186 10/18/07 01:41 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Then quickly find solace in the clothing aisle of Wal-Mart.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373187 10/19/07 09:56 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley The evolution of an ethical, just and decent society puts Wal-Mart out of business. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373188 10/19/07 02:55 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston An ethical, just, and decent society is no match for the invading alien army of Omicron Persei 8 Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373189 10/20/07 02:29 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley the invading alien army of Omicron Persei 8 is single-handedly repelled by Anne Coulter wielding a pointy stick, after she is told that the invaders as "liberals." The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373190 10/20/07 03:04 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Ann Coulter is defeated by Ann Coulter. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373191 10/20/07 03:20 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Anne Coulter is thoroughly discredited as a hate mongering homophobic woman-hating racist, when X-rated photos of her and Starr Jones show up all over the web. Dr.Laura must now work twice as hard to fill the void.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373192 10/20/07 03:44 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Pictures of Mr. Muggles get more downloads that x-rated lesbian pictures. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!