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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373193 10/20/07 05:41 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree Not in MY house, they don't... "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373194 10/21/07 10:55 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley ...quis, that's the most outlandish leap made thus far... but we'll continue... The all-green-beans-thread becomes more popualr than pictures of Mr. Muggles. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373195 10/22/07 12:40 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston What? Isn't Mr. Muggles the best character on Heroes and Heroes the most popular show ever??? You don't think more people would want to see Mr. Muggles than lesbian porn? Back to the game: The FDA outlaws green beans and any mention or depiction of them as unhealthy. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373196 10/23/07 02:56 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley FDA fails to enforce its rule, as all its agents are too busy downloading both lesbian porn and Mr. Muggles pics. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373197 10/23/07 03:04 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A public outraged by contaminated food forces the FDA to enforce their own rules. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373198 10/26/07 10:06 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley The public is easily distracted by a Hollywood celebrity's traffic infraction, which somehow pisses off everyone from PETA, the JDL, U2, Fox "News," the Vienna Boys Choir, the Sierra Club, the NRA, the oil lobby, the Jesuits, Zsa-Zsa, the People's Republic of Laos and the United Meatworker's Union. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373199 11/02/07 07:21 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Interest in Hollywood celebrity traffic infractions wanes as people flock to their local comic book stores to get Supergirl and the Legion of Super-Heroes issue 35.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373200 11/13/07 05:23 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Jim Shooter's pending return trumps Supergirl and the Legion of Super-Heroes issue 35. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373201 11/14/07 01:04 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Jim Shooter is a myth, like Santa Claus and Hillary Clinton.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373202 11/14/07 01:14 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies Santa Claus shows up at Lad Boy's door, proving he's not a myth. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373203 11/14/07 01:56 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley "Santa Claus" turns out to be a strip-o-gram, setting back the cause of demythicizing Santa Claus. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373204 11/14/07 02:32 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Stripper-Santa's appearance was merely a coincidence -- really I don't have any idea how he got my address... and phone number (work, home and cell), and email address and social security number -- "real Santa's" mythic status is neither proved nor disproved -- but since I just got what I wanted for Christmas, who cares?

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373205 11/15/07 10:18 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 After billing records from Come-All-Ye-Faithful.com reveal that it was in fact Lad Boy who sent himself the holiday cheer... ...the New York Times runs an editorial entitled, "Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus and He Charges By the Hour". The Santa myth is busted.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373206 11/15/07 12:01 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A Scalia led Supreme Court declares the New York Times (hold on I have to look at that picture again ) unconstitutional. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373207 11/17/07 03:00 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies A Democrat (any Democrat!) wins the White House, the conservative members of the Supreme Court bite down on their suicide capsules, the new Prez (whoever she/he may be) appoints new justices who overturn the Scalia decision. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373208 11/26/07 07:14 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Democrats sell us out -- again. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373209 11/27/07 07:50 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Our well-attended fundraiser buys the Democrats favor.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373210 11/27/07 12:51 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Watered down champagne ruins the fundraiser. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373211 11/27/07 02:04 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Two gallons of moonshine in the bed of my '73 El Camino make champagne (and most everything else) irrelevant.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373212 11/28/07 07:39 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 But drinking half a bottle of Everclear in the back of a rusted out 78' Plymouth Volare w/no tires and a dead hooker in the trunk would still be classier.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373213 11/28/07 09:34 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Due to lack of vintage Volares and shortage of hooker corpses, we'll have to settle for a Craigslist personal ad and this: Volare scrap in Chicago

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373214 11/28/07 01:39 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Craig's List sells out to Microsoft and now charges for each personal ad. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373215 11/28/07 01:58 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC The ease with which Microsoft's security protocols are violated means Craigslist is still free -- at least for you unscrupulous types.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373216 11/28/07 05:39 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Microsoft hires 13 year old hackers to fix the security leaks. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373217 11/30/07 10:44 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC 13-year-old hackers, distracted by an Adam Hughes poster of Power Girl, lose their low-paying jobs and return to idleness in their desolate New Dehli suburbs.