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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Little Debbie becomes the celebrity du jour, as her wild exploits get more media coverage than Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Rosie O'Donnell combined. Sales of her snack cakes soar.
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Things get ugly when Dolly Madison spreads rumors about the source of Little Debbie's cream filling. Now there's a real zinger for you.
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strange but not a stranger
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The British drive Dolly Madison from her house.
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feelin' hot hot hot
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feelin' hot hot hot
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The Patriots revolt against the British.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Miami Dolphins annihilate the Patriots.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The tuna fisheries net the Dolphins.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Greenpeace shuts down the tuna fisheries
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Greanpeace members are distracted by a NORML rally.
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A case of the munchies disbands the NORML rally
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A couple of backpacks filled with Granola bars cures the munchies.
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Mold spores in the backpacks make the granola bars inedible.
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20 Mule-Team Borax eliminates mold spores.
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The EPA declares 20 Mule Team Borax a toxin and bans it.
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President <strike> Cheney </strike> Bush assigns an incompetent Texan to the top spot at EPA, eliminating any concerns for gubbermint innerfearnce into industrial environmental devastation.
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The 22nd Amendment to the US Constitution limits how long Pres. Bush can hold office.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome President Laura Bush...
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Hilary Clinton beats Laura Bush in a mudfighting contest. (C'mon! You'd love to see it, too!)
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Deputy
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Something Filthy!
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A restraining order for domestic abuse prevents Bill from getting within 500 feet of Hillary
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The Supreme Court determines that all restraining orders must be issued by the Department of Homeland Security and reviewed by the Justice Department. Beatings resume while the order makes its way to the top of the inbox of the Assistant Principal Deputy Associate Under Secretary in charge of restraining order reviews.
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Congress passes a new amendment eliminating the Supreme Court and replacing it with an American Idol/Dancing with the Stars voting system where ordinary Americans decide court cases.
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Only 36 states ratify the amendment, John Roberts keeps his job.
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John Roberts quits his job when he's tapped to appear on Dancing with the Stars. His elegant yet spicy interpretation of the rumba wins him the competition and encourages the remaining justices to likewise quit and follow their dreams. The Judicial branch of the U.S. government falls into utter chaos.
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"Dancing With the Stars" loses viewers when the producers try to expand the franchise with "Dancing with the Stars: Special Victims Unit"
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Interest in "Dancing with the Stars" soars when the show is rebooted as "Dancing with the Stars of Legion World"
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