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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Americans tune in anxiously to watch us as we cut a rug with our characteristic style and panache. Imagine then their "surprise" as they watch a pantless Pov doing the jitterbug. They quickly decide that "Matlock" reruns may not be so bad after all.
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Legionnaire!
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The Matlock/Dancing with the Stars of Legion World Holiday Crossover miniseries gives the Discovery Channel its highest ratings ever!
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strange but not a stranger
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Aliens come and answer all our scientific questions. There is nothing left to discover, making the Discovery channel obsolete.
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INTERLUDE Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: "Dancing With the Stars" loses viewers when the producers try to expand the franchise with "Dancing with the Stars: Special Victims Unit" Brilliant, Quis! END INTERLUDE
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The arts flourish and the alien egg-heads are rendered obsolete.
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Sarah Silverman manages to offend all seven muses who pack their backs and head back to Olympus, leaving mankind only Play-Doh and a couple Crayolas to create all their future masterpieces (Thomas Kinkade, strangely enough, continues to flourish).
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Gay men singlehandedly bring the arts back and make the world more fabulous.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Gay men are distracted from pursuing their artistic expressions by a sign at Abercrombie and Fitch that says "All Merchandise 50% off."
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The fashion world's ruling elite declare Abercrombie & Fitch passe. The new look is floral muumuus for men and orange jumpsuits for women.
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Can't wait to see you in your orchid muumuu, Quis!
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"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: The fashion world's ruling elite declare Abercrombie & Fitch passe. The new look is floral muumuus for men and orange jumpsuits for women. The release of season one of Ugly Betty on DVD reminds the world of what fashion really looks like, relegating the men's muumuus and women's jumpsuits to history.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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History... and Quis's closet.
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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An electro-magnetic pulse that only affects DVDs wipes out all copies of the Ugly Betty DVDs. It is thought that comments but no play by Pov caused the pulse.
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Pov is abducted by a race of non-pants wearing aliens who proclaim him their High Poo-Bah. DVD production can now continue.
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Tim Gunn provides a sense of style and decorum to the non-pants wearing aliens.
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Style and decorum go out of fashion... again.
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Style and decorum become all the rage with the consciously unfashionable.
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The consciously unfashionable are devastated when K-Mart goes out of business.
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Then quickly find solace in the clothing aisle of Wal-Mart.
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The evolution of an ethical, just and decent society puts Wal-Mart out of business.
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An ethical, just, and decent society is no match for the invading alien army of Omicron Persei 8
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the invading alien army of Omicron Persei 8 is single-handedly repelled by Anne Coulter wielding a pointy stick, after she is told that the invaders as "liberals."
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Ann Coulter is defeated by Ann Coulter.
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Anne Coulter is thoroughly discredited as a hate mongering homophobic woman-hating racist, when X-rated photos of her and Starr Jones show up all over the web. Dr.Laura must now work twice as hard to fill the void.
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Pictures of Mr. Muggles get more downloads that x-rated lesbian pictures.
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