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Deputy
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Double post eliminates free twinkies and trans fats and sans helmets.
Something Filthy!
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Gary eliminates double posts.
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strange but not a stranger
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Inane posts finally get the better of Gary.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Deeply philosophical discussions about graemlins eliminate inane posts and restore Gary's faith.
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Deputy
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Boobies defeat philosophical discussion.
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Legionnaire!
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Over-aggressively fund-raising from the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation eliminates boobies.
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Leader
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Boobies bounce back when busty blonde bombshells bare their bountiful bosoms in Playboy.
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strange but not a stranger
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Playboy folds when it is discovered that Hugh Hefner is really gay.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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(that would explain soooo much)
Gay Hef resurrects Playboy as Playboyboy. It becomes an instant classic among gay men and conservative politicians everywhere.
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Playboyboy folds during copyright litigation with the Siegel family, and clearly PlayboyMan is just wrong.
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Deputy
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Boobies clearly beat the Siegel family and PlayboyMan.
(I'm still not sure which one won the previous escalation, but since Boobies are clearly the top of the "Escalation" food chain I thought I'd bring them back... We all know that nothing beats boobies, you can say something beats boobies, but even little babies know that nothing beats boobies. Ahh boobies... can we get an appropriate Graemlin?)
Something Filthy!
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Reservist
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steam-powered cow-milkers suck boobies dry 
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Time Trapper
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solar energy beats diesel.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The sun goes nova, ending solar energy.
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Oasis records Champaigne Supernova and nobody cares about plain old novas anymore.
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Did they do the same thing with caviar quasars?
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Oasis band members become bartenders after the break up of their group during the resurgence of Bluegrass.
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strange but not a stranger
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The 21st Amendment to the US Constitution is repealed, putting all bartenders out of business.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Legionnaire!
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Hard-drinking Republicans trash the constitution.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The anarchy that ensues following the elimination of the Constitution incites a mob that lays waste to the hard-drinking Republicans.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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The mob is placated when helicopters drop Little Debbie snack cakes (the ruling classes preferred method of crowd control) amongst them.
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strange but not a stranger
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Hostess sues Little Debbie for utilizing an idea orginating in their old advertisements Hostess cupcake ad As you can see from the evidence, the idea of airdropping snack cakes orginated with my client.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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When a surprise witness takes the witness stand.... ![[Linked Image]](http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l56/Goldenbow/LittleDebbie01.gif) ...the jury finds in favor of the defendant. Hostess is whooped.
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strange but not a stranger
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Paparazzi expose Little Debbie's hard partying ways forever destroying her cute image.
"I swear officer, the powder was from my doughnut."
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