1 members (stile86, stile86),
26
Murran Spies, and
5
robots. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
Previous Thread |
|
Next Thread
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 29,461
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 29,461 |
Privatization and corporate influences render the Dept of Health a completely ineffective agency.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
An epidemic of botulism exposes the ineptitude of privitzation and corporate influence in Public Health.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 22,669
Fabulous and Sparkly!
|
Fabulous and Sparkly!
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 22,669 |
The United States finally gets a nationalized health service, eliminating the inept private and corporate influences on health care.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
Michael Brown is appointed head of the US Health Service.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,611
Legionnaire!
|
OP
Legionnaire!
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,611 |
Bobby Brown beats up Michael Brown.
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
Whitney beats up Bobby Brown
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141
Not much between despair and ecstacy
|
Not much between despair and ecstacy
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141 |
Dionne Warwick (Whitney's aunt) locks her in her bedroom for taking drugs.
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
The Psychic Friends know Dionne's every move and counter her at every point.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 22,669
Fabulous and Sparkly!
|
Fabulous and Sparkly!
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 22,669 |
Chapter 11 Bankruptcy does in the Psychic Friends (who, apparently, didn't see it coming).
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 3,446
Legionnaire!
|
Legionnaire!
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 3,446 |
Winning the Lotto takes care of Chapter 11.
Just spouting off.
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141
Not much between despair and ecstacy
|
Not much between despair and ecstacy
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141 |
Taxes and fees leave the lotto winners with a sum total of $1.54.
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,611
Legionnaire!
|
OP
Legionnaire!
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,611 |
The U.S. government's sterling record on computer procurement and maintenance makes tax collection impossible for the I.R.S.
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 5,074
Wanderer
|
Wanderer
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 5,074 |
Public disclosure of Computer Consultants' use of the public purse and their expense accounts at seedy strip clubs nixes the whole computer procurement program.
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
The public's demand for all the steamy details makes people forget about the actual wrong-doing.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 85,184
Unseen, not unheard
|
Unseen, not unheard
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 85,184 |
The strip clubs' ingenious idea to publicize their business as the place for the working man draws in the crowds, gives the public the whole story and kills demand for the steamy details.
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,891
Leader
|
Leader
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,891 |
The increased workload resulting from all those working men frequenting strip clubs, causes strippers to form the Innernashional United Strippers Onion. Their first order of business, after bikini waxing, is to call a strike.
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141
Not much between despair and ecstacy
|
Not much between despair and ecstacy
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141 |
The IUSO's future is jeopardized when several key leaders disappear, Jimmy Hoffa-like.
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,611
Legionnaire!
|
OP
Legionnaire!
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,611 |
The key leaders of the IUSO didn't actually disappear, they were recently discovered in a pocket universe.
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 22,669
Fabulous and Sparkly!
|
Fabulous and Sparkly!
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 22,669 |
The pocket universe is retconned out of existence by Zero Hour.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,611
Legionnaire!
|
OP
Legionnaire!
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,611 |
Hickory, dickory, dock, the mouse ran up the clock; the clock strikes one and Zero Hour is done --for good, gone, forgotten.
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
Television (the new babysitter) has replaced nursery rhymes.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 27
Candidate
|
Candidate
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 27 |
3-D holovision with optional smellcast replaces television.
Aspiring to be a Principal Associate Deputy Under Secretary
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141
Not much between despair and ecstacy
|
Not much between despair and ecstacy
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141 |
3-D holovision runs its course when people tire of "Extreme FARTathon".
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,891
Leader
|
Leader
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,891 |
Ratings for Extreme FARTathon rebound when Celebrity Extreme FARTathon (Premier episode: Jim Belushi vs. Roseanne Barr) takes to the air.
|
|
|
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
The B Ark takes all the fans of Celebrity Extreme FARTathon out into space. The rest of us will follow later.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Forums14
Topics21,076
Posts1,050,807
Legionnaires1,731
|
Most Online53,886 Jan 7th, 2024
|
|
There are no members with birthdays on this day. |
|
Posts: 6,181
Joined: July 2003
|
|
|
|