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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Passengers on the B Ark realize that it's the A Ark that gets all the best food, drinks, and celebrity gossip news. They go on a hunger strike until conditions improve.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Lack of willpower ends the hunger strike after a particularly tense three and a half minutes.
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Self-help guru Tony Robbins gives the passengers a pep talk that boosts their willpower.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Susan "Stop the Insanity!" Powter beats the crap out of Tony Robbins
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Susan Powter is ordered by the court to attend anger-management classes.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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The courts get dismantled by the shadow government.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Leader
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Leader
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The shadow government is exposed by a gaggle of vigilant internet conspiracy theorists.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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The Y2K bug (remember that? )shows up a few years late and thrashes the equipment of these vigilant Internet conspiracy theorists.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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The 10-year old child of one of the conspiracy theorists fixes all the damage caused by the late-arriving Y2K bug.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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I put my hand on the head of the 10 year old child and his/her short arms can't reach me or anything else.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Quislet, Esq. is arrested and beaten silly by the police for touching a child without his parents' permission.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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A billion dollar excessive force lawsuit eases my suffering.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The child's family files a civil suit against you, claiming damages in excess of a trillion dollars for counseling fees.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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An assassin's bullet ends the child's life making the lawsuit moot and therefore dismissed.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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As you are the chief suspect in the child's death, your life becomes a living hell of police investigations, whispering friends and co-workers, and sensational stories on TV news "magazines".
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Jury tampering gets me aquitted
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Deputy
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Deputy
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On appeal... Jury tampering now legal. Aquittal overturned.
Something Filthy!
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Cushy country club prison makes me feel right at home.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The need for more workers to clean up New Orleans results in cushy country-club prisoners being forced to work in chain gangs.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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You-tube video of Legion Worlders in chains on Canal Street leads to a rush on white-collar crime wanting to get in on the action.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Major media corporations sue YouTube for copyright infringement and shut it down.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Hundreds of thousands of Skateboard riding bulldog fans storm the major media corportions to get YuoTube back on-line
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Deputy
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Deputy
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Free twinkies at the Quikie Mart distract the Skateboarders.
Something Filthy!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Trans fats and failure to wear helmets eliminates the Skateboarders.
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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