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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373043 07/21/07 06:32 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Fundies in need of a boogeyman/scapegoat refuse to believe Ingersoll. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373044 07/22/07 08:45 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 The adult toy industry trademarks the name "Fundies". Former fundies have no choice now but to go home and mind their own business.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373045 07/22/07 08:44 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley without fundies, world affairs get too sane and too boring. News media, pamplet publishers, weapons contractors and other industries reliant on unstablity go bankrupt, causing a serious recession. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373046 07/23/07 02:02 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 The recession ends when Bill Gates buys the United States of America (now MSUSA), and gives it a cash infusion of a zillion dollars from his cookie jar.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373047 07/23/07 02:34 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC MSUSA fails to perform as marketed. It is deeply discounted and repackaged as MSCanada.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373048 07/23/07 06:16 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley MSCanada is secretly acquired by China. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373049 07/23/07 06:18 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster The MSCanada virus spreads, creating MSAsia. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373050 07/26/07 07:42 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 McAfee antivirus software quarantines MSAsia.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373051 07/27/07 11:01 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC A fourteen-year-old boy in Munich, working from his mother's basement, hacks McAfee.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373052 07/27/07 11:23 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies The fourteen-year-old boy in Munich is distracted when he finds the first Golden Ticket and leaves to tour Willy Wonka's factory. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373053 07/27/07 11:41 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Concerned Pediatricians shut down Willy Wonka's factory as a step in fighting childhood obesity. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373054 07/27/07 11:45 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Insurance concerns cause pediatricians to abandon their practices and become baristas at Starbucks.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373055 07/27/07 11:47 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Starbucks goes under when the public collectively and suddenly realizes they serve really bad coffee. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373056 07/28/07 04:59 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 The publics ability to realize anything is blunted by decades of mind numbing commercial television.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373057 07/28/07 11:11 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster The rise of WiFi, Wii, and Whatsis make viewing commercial television a quaint, old fashioned hobby. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373058 07/29/07 12:31 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies With the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows reading books becomes popular again, making people forget their Wiis and Whatzises. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373059 07/29/07 05:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster The absence of any further Harry Potter books causes millions of fans to go into withdrawal. Special clinics and support groups (Pottanon) are set up to help them. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373060 07/31/07 06:10 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Outdoor Miner begins writing a series of books fully of witty and humorous tales that outsell Harry Potter and entice billions of readers to give up and forget Harry Potter and fiction in general. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373061 07/31/07 06:42 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster Outdoor Miner stops writing these books when he learns that his contract does not include a provision for payment. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373062 08/01/07 10:09 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley The book market, now larger than Hollywood, rushes to fix that mistake, as 60 percent of the global economy is now reliant of OM's writings. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373063 08/01/07 01:27 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster OM makes so much money off the sale of his books that he delegates the actual writing to Mark Waid. True to form, Waid reboots everything and then moves on, leaving fans to tear their hair (and each others') out. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373064 08/01/07 02:53 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley The Waid fans are labelled heretics and exterminated as the Church of the Outdoor Miner seizes world power, ensuring peace, good reading, and the values of being witty and appreciating avant garde rock bands. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373065 08/01/07 09:34 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Followers leave The Church of the Outdoor Minor in droves after it's discovered that OM is actually actress/comedian and evil genius Janeane Garofalo. The charade over, Miss Garofalo declares herself Empress of Earth saying,” What the F*#k you gonna do about it?"

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373066 08/02/07 07:17 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Janeane Garofalo gives up her royal title when Pixar/Disney offers her a role as a psychotic singing feminist chef in Ratatouille parts 2 and 3.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373067 08/03/07 08:01 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer The Board of Health shuts down production of Ratatouille parts 2 and 3, saying it sets a bad example to show how cute rats are in restaurants, thereby depriving Janeane of her role. Holy Cats of Egypt!