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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373043 07/21/07 05:32 PM
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Fundies in need of a boogeyman/scapegoat refuse to believe Ingersoll.


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The adult toy industry trademarks the name "Fundies". Former fundies have no choice now but to go home and mind their own business.

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without fundies, world affairs get too sane and too boring. News media, pamplet publishers, weapons contractors and other industries reliant on unstablity go bankrupt, causing a serious recession.


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#373046 07/23/07 01:02 AM
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The recession ends when Bill Gates buys the United States of America (now MSUSA), and gives it a cash infusion of a zillion dollars from his cookie jar.

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MSUSA fails to perform as marketed. It is deeply discounted and repackaged as MSCanada.

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MSCanada is secretly acquired by China.


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The MSCanada virus spreads, creating MSAsia.


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#373050 07/26/07 06:42 PM
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McAfee antivirus software quarantines MSAsia.

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A fourteen-year-old boy in Munich, working from his mother's basement, hacks McAfee.

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The fourteen-year-old boy in Munich is distracted when he finds the first Golden Ticket and leaves to tour Willy Wonka's factory.


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Concerned Pediatricians shut down Willy Wonka's factory as a step in fighting childhood obesity.


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Insurance concerns cause pediatricians to abandon their practices and become baristas at Starbucks.

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Starbucks goes under when the public collectively and suddenly realizes they serve really bad coffee.


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#373056 07/28/07 03:59 PM
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The publics ability to realize anything is blunted by decades of mind numbing commercial television.

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The rise of WiFi, Wii, and Whatsis make viewing commercial television a quaint, old fashioned hobby.


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With the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows reading books becomes popular again, making people forget their Wiis and Whatzises.


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#373059 07/29/07 04:48 PM
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The absence of any further Harry Potter books causes millions of fans to go into withdrawal. Special clinics and support groups (Pottanon) are set up to help them.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Outdoor Miner begins writing a series of books fully of witty and humorous tales that outsell Harry Potter and entice billions of readers to give up and forget Harry Potter and fiction in general.


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Outdoor Miner stops writing these books when he learns that his contract does not include a provision for payment.


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The book market, now larger than Hollywood, rushes to fix that mistake, as 60 percent of the global economy is now reliant of OM's writings.


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OM makes so much money off the sale of his books that he delegates the actual writing to Mark Waid. True to form, Waid reboots everything and then moves on, leaving fans to tear their hair (and each others') out.


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The Waid fans are labelled heretics and exterminated as the Church of the Outdoor Miner seizes world power, ensuring peace, good reading, and the values of being witty and appreciating avant garde rock bands.


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Followers leave The Church of the Outdoor Minor in droves after it's discovered that OM is actually actress/comedian and evil genius Janeane Garofalo. The charade over, Miss Garofalo declares herself Empress of Earth saying,” What the F*#k you gonna do about it?"

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Janeane Garofalo gives up her royal title when Pixar/Disney offers her a role as a psychotic singing feminist chef in Ratatouille parts 2 and 3.

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The Board of Health shuts down production of Ratatouille parts 2 and 3, saying it sets a bad example to show how cute rats are in restaurants, thereby depriving Janeane of her role.


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