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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Time Trapper
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Privatization and corporate influences render the Dept of Health a completely ineffective agency.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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strange but not a stranger
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An epidemic of botulism exposes the ineptitude of privitzation and corporate influence in Public Health.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The United States finally gets a nationalized health service, eliminating the inept private and corporate influences on health care.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Michael Brown is appointed head of the US Health Service.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Legionnaire!
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Bobby Brown beats up Michael Brown.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Whitney beats up Bobby Brown
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Dionne Warwick (Whitney's aunt) locks her in her bedroom for taking drugs.
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strange but not a stranger
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The Psychic Friends know Dionne's every move and counter her at every point.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Chapter 11 Bankruptcy does in the Psychic Friends (who, apparently, didn't see it coming).
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Winning the Lotto takes care of Chapter 11.
Just spouting off.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Taxes and fees leave the lotto winners with a sum total of $1.54.
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The U.S. government's sterling record on computer procurement and maintenance makes tax collection impossible for the I.R.S.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Public disclosure of Computer Consultants' use of the public purse and their expense accounts at seedy strip clubs nixes the whole computer procurement program.
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strange but not a stranger
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The public's demand for all the steamy details makes people forget about the actual wrong-doing.
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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The strip clubs' ingenious idea to publicize their business as the place for the working man draws in the crowds, gives the public the whole story and kills demand for the steamy details.
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Leader
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Leader
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The increased workload resulting from all those working men frequenting strip clubs, causes strippers to form the Innernashional United Strippers Onion. Their first order of business, after bikini waxing, is to call a strike.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The IUSO's future is jeopardized when several key leaders disappear, Jimmy Hoffa-like.
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The key leaders of the IUSO didn't actually disappear, they were recently discovered in a pocket universe.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The pocket universe is retconned out of existence by Zero Hour.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Hickory, dickory, dock, the mouse ran up the clock; the clock strikes one and Zero Hour is done --for good, gone, forgotten.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Television (the new babysitter) has replaced nursery rhymes.
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Candidate
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Candidate
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3-D holovision with optional smellcast replaces television.
Aspiring to be a Principal Associate Deputy Under Secretary
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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3-D holovision runs its course when people tire of "Extreme FARTathon".
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Leader
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Leader
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Ratings for Extreme FARTathon rebound when Celebrity Extreme FARTathon (Premier episode: Jim Belushi vs. Roseanne Barr) takes to the air.
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The B Ark takes all the fans of Celebrity Extreme FARTathon out into space. The rest of us will follow later.
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