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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373068 08/03/07 09:43 PM
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Privatization and corporate influences render the Dept of Health a completely ineffective agency.


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#373069 08/04/07 12:35 PM
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An epidemic of botulism exposes the ineptitude of privitzation and corporate influence in Public Health.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373070 08/06/07 10:59 AM
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The United States finally gets a nationalized health service, eliminating the inept private and corporate influences on health care.


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#373071 08/08/07 12:45 PM
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Michael Brown is appointed head of the US Health Service.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373072 08/08/07 01:45 PM
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Bobby Brown beats up Michael Brown.

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#373073 08/08/07 01:50 PM
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Whitney beats up Bobby Brown


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373074 08/08/07 06:27 PM
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Dionne Warwick (Whitney's aunt) locks her in her bedroom for taking drugs.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373075 08/09/07 01:15 PM
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The Psychic Friends know Dionne's every move and counter her at every point.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373076 08/09/07 02:57 PM
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Chapter 11 Bankruptcy does in the Psychic Friends (who, apparently, didn't see it coming).


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#373077 08/09/07 03:01 PM
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Winning the Lotto takes care of Chapter 11.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373078 08/09/07 11:19 PM
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Taxes and fees leave the lotto winners with a sum total of $1.54.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373079 08/14/07 07:14 AM
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The U.S. government's sterling record on computer procurement and maintenance makes tax collection impossible for the I.R.S.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373080 08/14/07 08:32 AM
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Public disclosure of Computer Consultants' use of the public purse and their expense accounts at seedy strip clubs nixes the whole computer procurement program.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373081 08/14/07 11:56 AM
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The public's demand for all the steamy details makes people forget about the actual wrong-doing.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373082 08/18/07 11:14 PM
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The strip clubs' ingenious idea to publicize their business as the place for the working man draws in the crowds, gives the public the whole story and kills demand for the steamy details.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373083 08/19/07 05:06 AM
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The increased workload resulting from all those working men frequenting strip clubs, causes strippers to form the Innernashional United Strippers Onion. Their first order of business, after bikini waxing, is to call a strike.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373084 08/21/07 08:44 PM
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The IUSO's future is jeopardized when several key leaders disappear, Jimmy Hoffa-like.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373085 08/22/07 05:32 AM
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The key leaders of the IUSO didn't actually disappear, they were recently discovered in a pocket universe.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373086 08/23/07 12:08 AM
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The pocket universe is retconned out of existence by Zero Hour.


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Hickory, dickory, dock, the mouse ran up the clock; the clock strikes one and Zero Hour is done --for good, gone, forgotten.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373088 08/23/07 12:42 PM
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Television (the new babysitter) has replaced nursery rhymes.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373089 08/23/07 12:47 PM
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3-D holovision with optional smellcast replaces television.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373090 08/23/07 07:03 PM
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3-D holovision runs its course when people tire of "Extreme FARTathon".


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#373091 08/24/07 03:14 PM
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Ratings for Extreme FARTathon rebound when Celebrity Extreme FARTathon (Premier episode: Jim Belushi vs. Roseanne Barr) takes to the air.

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#373092 08/24/07 03:33 PM
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The B Ark takes all the fans of Celebrity Extreme FARTathon out into space. The rest of us will follow later.


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