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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The McCain Pez dispensers become hot collectibles and command huge prices on eBay.


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The ebay economy collapses when people realize it is all just junk.


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Junk becomes valuable when labelled "found art".

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"found art" becomes passe in the next age: Lost Art.


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Lost Art stops to ask for directions.


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Lost Art gets directions from Missing Link and remains, well, lost.


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Missing Link names Lost Art and Geico as co-defendants in an anti-defamation lawsuit.


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I go crazy from seeing one too many commercials, seize control of the world and annihilate all traces of Geico


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You sell your tv, make use of your library card, and GEICO thrives.

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Escalating oil proces makes billions give up their cars. Geico goes out of business when no one needs auto insurance anymore.


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Escalating oil prices lead to the develop of an alternative fuel source based on the sweet potato.


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My mother-in-law's sweet potato casserole recipe causes demand and price for sweet potatoes to escalate astronomically, making fossil fuels look cheap in comparison.

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A technological breakthrough lets people enjoy the taste of your mother-in-law's sweet potato casserole even while your cars use them for fuel; this envrio-friendly and tastebud-friendly win-win situation prevents fossil fuels from making a comeback.


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After it's discovered that Lad Boy's mother-in-laws sweet potato casserole causes wooziness and explosive diarrhea in 7 out of every 10 lab rats tested (and just causes cars to explode), consumers switch over to the newly improved slinky-mobile.

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The Slinky-Mobile's fortunes fall when it fails to walk down stairs (alone or in pairs).


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Escalators make stairs obsolete


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when humans mutate into Daleks, stairs and escalators are both obsolete.


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The Doctor will save humanity from being mutated into Daleks


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The Doctor regenerates into The Bucket Woman who becomes very upset when someone drops a piece of her Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles.


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Patsy and Edina show up drunk off their arses to one of her candlelight suppers and finish off the rest of the Royal Doulton (and Hyacinth).

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Patsy and Edina, so saturated in alcohol from decades of overconsumption, spontaneously combust.


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Decades of alcohol overconsumption produce a plethora of brilliant music, literature, poetry and legislation.


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The brilliant music, literature, poetry, and legislation are banned when it is discovered that, played backwards, they contain Satanic messages.


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Annoyed and insulted, Satan has those responsible for the ban liquidated, so that generations of teenagers to come can enjoy his backward vocal stylings.

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Robert Green Ingersoll proves that Satan is just a myth


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