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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Big Brother fires all the overseers and replaces them with surveillance cameras.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Somebody hacks into the surveillance camera system so that they only play reruns of "Family Matters."
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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strange but not a stranger
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Jaleel White becomes supreme ruler of the Earth thanks to the machinations of the Union of Surveilance Camera Monitor Watchers Local 235
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Jaleel White is voted Most Annoying Ruler in History and deposed by his deputy ruler, Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air").
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Time Trapper
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When the alien overlords invade, they depose all human actor/despots.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The alien overlords are defeated by a certain wanderer from Daxam.
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a certain wanderer from Daxam is defeated by lead.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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a certain survivor from Trom turns lead into pesto sauce
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The pesto sauce turns back to lead after one minute, as per the current restrictions on the survivor of Trom's powers.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Lightning Saga Element Lad has no such restrictions -- Presto! It's pesto.
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strange but not a stranger
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A mutated paper destroying virus destroys all comic books in the world meaning there is no version of Element Lad or a certain wanderer from Daxam.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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With everything posted online these days, there is no need for comic books to be printed on paper.
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Al Gore changes his mind and dismantles the internet.
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Dick Cheney takes Al Gore on a quail hunting trip.
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strange but not a stranger
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Dick Cheney & Al Gore encounter this quail while hunting and are never the same again.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Trap Timer
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Dan Quayle out-crackpots the crackpot quail.
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strange but not a stranger
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The killer potatoes do in Dan Quayle.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The killer potatoes are captured by representatives of a toy company and turned into Mr. Killer Potato Head.
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Parents Groups place Mr. Killer Potato Head on their list of "most violent toys".
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Kitson and Waid make a bunch of old grandpa notions like parents groups obsolete.
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Kitson and Waid move on to their next project: rebooting Pez dispensers.
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The rebooted Pez dispencers malfuction and poke out millions of eyes. The Bubble Yum Bubble Gum Company takes advantage of the crises to promote the relative safety of bubble gum.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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2.5 years of lacklusterism demonstrate Waid's lack of ability to achive his goals.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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When secret memos are discovered that prove that Waid's goals were to drive Pez dispensers out of business, the company is exonerated. Public sympathy gives it a competitive edge in the marketplace against the Bubble Yum Bubble Gum Company.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Pez takes a tumble when they stake their future on John McCain Pez dispensers.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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