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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The McCain Pez dispensers become hot collectibles and command huge prices on eBay.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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The ebay economy collapses when people realize it is all just junk.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Trap Timer
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Trap Timer
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Junk becomes valuable when labelled "found art".
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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"found art" becomes passe in the next age: Lost Art.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Lost Art stops to ask for directions.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Lost Art gets directions from Missing Link and remains, well, lost.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Missing Link names Lost Art and Geico as co-defendants in an anti-defamation lawsuit.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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I go crazy from seeing one too many commercials, seize control of the world and annihilate all traces of Geico
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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You sell your tv, make use of your library card, and GEICO thrives.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Escalating oil proces makes billions give up their cars. Geico goes out of business when no one needs auto insurance anymore.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Escalating oil prices lead to the develop of an alternative fuel source based on the sweet potato.
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My mother-in-law's sweet potato casserole recipe causes demand and price for sweet potatoes to escalate astronomically, making fossil fuels look cheap in comparison.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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A technological breakthrough lets people enjoy the taste of your mother-in-law's sweet potato casserole even while your cars use them for fuel; this envrio-friendly and tastebud-friendly win-win situation prevents fossil fuels from making a comeback.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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After it's discovered that Lad Boy's mother-in-laws sweet potato casserole causes wooziness and explosive diarrhea in 7 out of every 10 lab rats tested (and just causes cars to explode), consumers switch over to the newly improved slinky-mobile.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The Slinky-Mobile's fortunes fall when it fails to walk down stairs (alone or in pairs).
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Escalators make stairs obsolete
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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when humans mutate into Daleks, stairs and escalators are both obsolete.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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The Doctor will save humanity from being mutated into Daleks
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The Doctor regenerates into The Bucket Woman who becomes very upset when someone drops a piece of her Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Patsy and Edina show up drunk off their arses to one of her candlelight suppers and finish off the rest of the Royal Doulton (and Hyacinth).
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Patsy and Edina, so saturated in alcohol from decades of overconsumption, spontaneously combust.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Decades of alcohol overconsumption produce a plethora of brilliant music, literature, poetry and legislation.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The brilliant music, literature, poetry, and legislation are banned when it is discovered that, played backwards, they contain Satanic messages.
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Annoyed and insulted, Satan has those responsible for the ban liquidated, so that generations of teenagers to come can enjoy his backward vocal stylings.
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strange but not a stranger
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Robert Green Ingersoll proves that Satan is just a myth
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