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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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In keeping with tradition, all of Liza Minelli's new husbands come out as gay and divorce her.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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strange but not a stranger
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Strict fundamentalists come into power and outlaw divorce.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Strict fundamentalists are brought down when the even stricter leather-dominatrices they hired to punish them for being bad, spill the beans to the The Enquirer.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The Enquirer's credibility suffers a fatal blow when all of its stories are revealed to be true. (Yes, even "Elvis' Bat-headed Love Child Being Raised at Graceland.")
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Philosophers confuse everybody as to what is the nature of truth
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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everyone is too busy watching American Idol and other drivel to care what philosophers (other than Homer Simpson) say about anything.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Homer Simpson is elected president by the people who watch "American Idol" and other drivel. But the nation goes bankrupt when he appoints Barney as Secretary of the Treasury.
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Godzilla recognizing true evil when he sees it attacks and then eats Barney.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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strange but not a stranger
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(I think HWW mean Barney Gumble - Homer's best pal and not Barney the purple dinosaur)
Perry Mason is appointed special prosecutor and tries Godzilla for the murder of Barney Gumble.
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Ironside rolls over Perry Mason.
P.S.- Quis, I wouldn't be surprised if Homer chose Barney the dinosaur.
Just spouting off.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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(Yes, I meant Barney Gumble, but, if Homer's drunk enough, he just might confuse the two. D'oh!)
Columbo pushes Ironside down a flight of stairs.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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McCloud's horse stomps on Columbo.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Marshal Matt Dillon orders McCloud to stop fooling around and go back to being his deputy.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Miss Kitty calls Marshal Matt into the saloon and--ah--detains him.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Festus catches Matt and Kitty in the act and shoots them both for "derelexicon of duty."
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The Cartwright boys ride in and run roughshod over Festus.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The Cartwright boys feud over who owns the Ponderosa after father Ben is abducted by a spaceship.
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Little Joe shoots Adam and Hoss, changes his identity, grows his hair out, marries a kinda-hot blonde, then builds a one bedroom, no-bath loft house on some suspiciously unflat land in Minnesota.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Agent Fox Mulder investigates the case of an angel who murdered.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Mulder is distracted from his investigation by yet another nefarious plot from the Cigarette-Smoking Man.
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Smoking ban here in the nation's capital snuffs out the Cigarette-Smoking Man.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The big tobacco lobby pushes to overturn the smoking ban.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The tobacco lobby is razed to make room for the cannibus foyer.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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the people building the cannibus foyer go off seeking munchies - the foyer is never completed.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Overseers make sure the jobsite is well stocked with snacks.
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