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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372943 06/12/07 08:18 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Prudish Americans drop dead in horror when Janet Jackson whips out both of um this time.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372944 06/12/07 10:16 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster Network censor bar Janet from appearing on television in anything other than a hermetically sealed radiation suit. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372945 06/13/07 01:03 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley the ever-expanding plethora of cable channels destroys the power of netowk censors The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372946 06/14/07 01:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster The ever-expanding plethora of cable channels fragments the audience even further, so that the the "Ants in the Pants" channel attracts only a dozen children and one brain-damaged adult. Advertizers channel their money elsewhere. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372947 06/14/07 02:33 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley with advertisers self-exiled from television, truly intelligent and interesting subject matter starts to become the norm. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372948 06/14/07 04:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster Truly intelligent and interesting subjects cause the average viewer's head to explode. Networks retreat into their hourly Paris Hilton update. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372949 06/15/07 12:15 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The story of Britney Spears' baby being stuck down Christina Aguilera's well pre-empts the Paris Hilton coverage. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372950 06/15/07 02:10 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster Paris gets revenge by having a baby and hiring Michael Jackson as babysitter from his balcony. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372951 06/16/07 09:52 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Finally fed up, France declares war on Paris Hilton and bombs her.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372952 06/16/07 11:29 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,704 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,704 Liberty City Garbled orders lead to the French airforce bombing all of the Hiltons in Paris.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372953 06/16/07 01:04 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Garbled orders are made a thing of the past when everyone becomes telepathic. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372954 06/16/07 05:01 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Telepathy causes a collapse of civilization, as people can't deal with each others' secrets and bluntness without concealment. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372955 06/16/07 05:19 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Hope & Necessity allows us to rebuild from the collapse of civilization Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372956 06/16/07 08:38 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster Hope divorces Necessity and runs off with Dreams. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372957 06/18/07 06:34 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 On behalf of Necessity and her child Invention, famed attorney Gloria Allred sues Hope for back child support.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372958 06/18/07 09:35 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster Dreams gets revenge by giving Gloria Allred nightmares. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372959 06/19/07 05:36 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Sleep deprivation induced by excessive coffee-drinking eliminates Dreams.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372960 06/19/07 01:57 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A combination of large does of Ambien and Lunestra eliminate sleep deprivation - permanently. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372961 06/19/07 04:04 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster The death of a prominent lawyer generates bad publicity for Ambien and Lunestra, who go bankrupt while trying to spin damage control. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372962 06/19/07 06:41 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Uber-slick PR agencies make bad publicity a thing of the past.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372963 06/20/07 08:47 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy OP Legionnaire! OP Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Sandwich-board-wearing transient prophets in every major North American city invalidate the vain efforts of uber-slick PR agencies.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372964 06/21/07 07:29 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster Transients prophets are hired by Wall Street to predict stock market outcomes; the stock market crashes when everybody stops trading. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372965 06/21/07 08:13 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 The state of Washington, seeing a good deal on cheap land, uses it's profits from apple selling to buy Wall Street and rename it Walla Walla Wall Street. No one can take it seriously anymore.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372966 06/21/07 08:36 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster Walla Walla Wall Street becomes the location for the filming of "Willy Wonka 2: Voyage to Oompah Oompah Land." New Yorkers flee in terror. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #372967 06/21/07 11:30 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 In a selfless act of heroism, crooner Liza Minnelli marries the entire cast of Willie Wonka 2. They then honeymoon in Vegas, which allows New York, New York to return to normal.