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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Canadian National Treasure, Anne Murray, comes to her countries defense and uses her evil singing abilties to drive the Neo-cons back across the border.
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Anne Murray is detained at Guantanamo.
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strange but not a stranger
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A massive tsunami washes Guantanamo into the Atlantic Ocean.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Anne Murray reveals her hitherto unknown aquatic abilities and survives the sinking of Guantanamo. She serenades the king of Atlantis into invading the surface world.
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The king of Atlantis grows sick of her as well, and executes her.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The Atlantean proletariat stages a coup d'état and overthrows the king.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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After the great evaporation caused by global warming, Atlantis becomes Atlantisahara, a low altitude desert strewn with the dry bones of the former Atlanteans and looking much like a Georgia O'Keefe painting.
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Friendly peace-loving advanced aliens come to Earth and correct the problems of global warming.
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Malicious war-mongering barbaric aliens come to Earth in pursuit of the friendly peace-loving advanced aliens.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Malicious, war-mongering, barbaric aliens leave Earth in terror when they see a news broadcast showing how malicious, war-mongering and barbaric human beings are.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Malicious, war-mongering, barbaric humans become addicted to reruns of "That '70s Show" and "Everybody Loves Raymond" and become malicious, war-mongering, barbaric couch potatoes.
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An EMP wipes all copies of "That 70s Show" & "Everybody Loves Raymond" clean.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Topher Grace and Ray Romano decide they don't want their legacy to go to waste, so they team up for a reunion special, "Raymond Loves the '70s."
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The reunion show tanks in the ratings when it's aired opposite an Olsen Twins christmas special.
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Age does in the Olsen twins popularity
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Taking a page from the astounding success DC has had with the Legion of Super Heroes, the aged Olsen Twins are rebooted in a similar, but younger version of their current selves.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The rebooted Olsen Twins are revealed to be Manhunter androids and destroyed in the direct-to-video mini-series, Family Ties: The Secret Crisis.
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Original stories reveal how shallow Family Ties: The Secret Crisis really is.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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The rise of reality shows causes original stories to become a thing of the past.
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The lack of reality in reality shows brings about their downfall.
Just spouting off.
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The aroma of freshly brewed coffee wakes us up from a lack of reality
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Escalating prices at Starbucks and other coffee vendors cause people to turn to alternative fuel sources.
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Competition causes Starbucks to lower their prices.
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The competion is driven under when Starbucks introduces naked baristas.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Prudish Americans pressure the naked baristas to put some clothes on.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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