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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#372893 05/21/07 10:52 PM
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Further scholarship proves that the new evidence is really a Brian Michael Bendis script.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#372894 05/22/07 10:17 AM
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A convulted, dialouge heavy, action lite Bendis script convinces scholars to stop reading the new evidence half way through. The Big Bang theory survives.


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#372895 05/25/07 02:36 PM
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Krona tries to verify the Big Bang theory, but sees a giant hand before he is struck down by an unknown blast of lightning. The theory is called into question.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#372896 05/25/07 04:26 PM
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The giant hand turns out to be Colossal Boy playing a prank with a time machine. Circadia Senius bans him from the Time Institute.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#372897 05/25/07 04:59 PM
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Universo uses hypnosis to circumvent bans from the Time Institute.

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Lex Luther time travels to the 31st century and convinces Universo to join him in a "Bald is Beautiful" parade, causing Universo to abandon the Time Institute.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#372899 05/29/07 02:28 PM
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The Bald is Beautiful parade has a run-in with a shipment of Rogaine.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#372900 05/29/07 06:06 PM
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When Rogaine fails to work on Lex, he buys the company, fires all the employees, and turns it into a fast food franchise.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#372901 05/30/07 02:53 PM
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Bald Burger's policy of serving absolutely no condiments with any order turns off ketchup loving consumers who boycott the chain. Lex Luther files for bankruptcy.

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Ketchup loving consumers get sick as a result of tainted tomatoes.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#372903 05/30/07 08:03 PM
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New FDA regulations minimize the risk of tainted tomatoes.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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The appointment of an otherwise-unemployable friend of the administration (and twice-convicted tainted tomato importer) to the position of Secretary of Health and Human Services greatly diminishes FDA's regulatory activity.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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The Secretary of HHS is accused of tomato laundering (real laundering -- with Tide, no less!) by the House Un-Appetizing Food Activities Commission and forced to resign.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#372906 05/31/07 10:08 PM
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Procter and Gamble introduces a new formula for Tide that is safe for washing produce and the HUAFAC's decision is overturned.


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#372907 05/31/07 10:39 PM
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In the end, "Classic" Tide proves more popular the "New" tide...


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#372908 06/01/07 09:18 AM
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Marvin the Martian comes to Earth and steals the world's supply of surfactants so that all laundry detergent , including Classic Tide, cannot be made anymore.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
#372909 06/01/07 11:42 AM
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Bugs Bunny, dressed like a girl martian, distracts Marvin while Daffy steals back the surfactants. Crisis averted. And of course Bugs gets all the credit.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Marvin the Martian produces a marriage contract that proves Bugs is his wife, and demands the wascally wabbit live on Mars with him.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Marvin the Martian loses in court, given that no jurisdiction allows inter-species relations and/or marriage.


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Neo-cons win again and this time they are able to abolish all courts.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Neo-libs defeat neo-cons at the polls.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Politically motivations replace judges in key areas, giving the neo-cons the election after all.


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Neo-libs secede from the union and form their own nation, Algoria. They declare war on the neo-con-run USA and win by using green guerilla tactics.


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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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The Algorian army, preoccupied with newspaper drives, leaves the northern frontier unguarded. Canada, seeing the chance it's been waiting for, invades. Algoria (formally the USA) is now Lower Saskatchewon the 11th Canadian Province.

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The other USA, the neocon one, feeling threatened by the Canadians, whom they always suspected of "hating us for our freedom", uses the Canadian invasion of Algoria as an excuse to "intervene" and install a pro-American strongman... er... democratic leader... in Canada.

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