Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION Spaceopoly Guess Who? V. 4

Not yet.

I'm guessing the next person will be a morally corrupt citizen who must be rehabilitated by any means necessary.

Morally corrupt? Moi? Surely, you jest!

Doesn't he jest, Quis?

Sir, I do not jest. Do I look capable of mirth?

And if inciting two men to gaze deeply into one's eyes, thereby casting them deep into the throes of a "mancrush," is not morally corrupt, I don't know what is.

(Will Suddenly Seymour be next?)

Nay, old friend, it is I. Will the perverse one named Pov be next?

There are two Povs???? One perverse and the other the one we know?

I think Rockhopper Lad will stop by next before going to work.

An un-perverse Pov? Why, thats outrageous!

Please explain Quis!

I can't begin to explain Quis.

I'll bet Actor Lad, on the other hand, has a great deal of insight.

Apparently, he's at loss.

Is that our loss, Quis?

Nah, but what do you say Semi?

Perhaps he's semi-retired.

Quis popping back in for inspiration?

Not yet.

Director Lad?

Maybe , not, but I've been called "Erect Lad".

That count, Quis?

Not quite, but how about you again Erect Lad, er, Lardy?

Present! <schwing!>

Back to Flaccid Lad (a.k.a. "Reading-on-his Honeymoon Kid")

Bah! Nothing flaccid about it, as you well know!

Now has your amnesia worn off yet, or are we still enemies, Lardy?

As I well know?

As you well know, one doesn't easily forgive one's being murdered by one's ex-best friend.

So, yes, we are enemies! Are you prepared to acknowledge your guilt, now, Cobalt?

Bah! I'm innocent and you know it in your heart! I've let this charade go on long enough so you wouldn't have to acknowledge the truth about your past life, Lardy!

What trutch is that, "friend"?

Very well, I'll tell you! You're life if one of tragedy and sadness these last two years, and---no, no...(what are you doing, you jerk? Look at him, he's at peace with himself finally...)

Hmph. Would that you could only trust me again, Lardy...

(but I can't remind me of what you did, and I can't remind you of the heartbreak you lost, no matter what it means for our friendship...not when you've come this far...)

But if you say we are enemies, then perhaps we are...LardLad

Listen well. I have amnesia about the past two years or so, but I'm fully aware of all that happened via news archives and such. Yes, I have no emotional connection to them, but I'm aware.

Pity. I apparently stood up for you when you murdered a sovereign power in the Dark Oval, causing an interstellar incident and war. You also murdered his wife Mordra. I've...fantasized about that, but I know in my heart that I couldn't do it when it came down to that. I'm sure I disapproved.

And I saved your miserable life from Mordru's wrath, too.

Is that how you repay our friendship, Cobalt?

Oh, Lardy...only now do I see how badly blinded you are by all of this. Whatever has affected your mind blurs you to put all of your guilt into hate towards me.

And I will take it, as a tribute to the friendship we once had.

...

Very well, time to get back to this charade and go forth towards Legion World once more.

Goodbye, LardLad.

Know this...whatever else you claim, Cobalt, my memory of my death is clear.

Jillikers! Right again hours later!

Surprised FC?

I dunno.

However, I sense the Lard Force at work nearby! Yes?

Indeed.

Is that the Quis Force I sense?