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Just barely.

You know, at first I thought his underwear said "Police" and I was really confused.

My poor dear friend Power Boy has been over worked recently. I have suggested he take some time off.


I would be happy to fill in for his absence.

This thread is getting steamier.

I feel as if I've completed my chronicling of Power Boy's history and am satisfied with my findings. I do look forward to whatever future findings fans of Peebs might add here.

You can always use this device to look into his future! I see a bearded, drunken ruffian. So yeah, he gets a beard.

I think that must be after I succumb to a glue addiction.

In fact, it may actually be glue on your face holding onto dirt and stuff.

Oh dear. Peebs gets pretty scruffy in the future... I'd still do him though. *smiles*

I sent a resume in last year applying for that position, but I never heard anything back. That was my last shot at citizenship in a country with Socialized Medicine, too. [sulks]

I was told I needed my ruffiage in my ruffianness. Then they broke a beer bottle on my head.

That must have been Power Boy on the glue. Now you see why he and Nam'Lor get along.


At any rate, this thread is about Power Boy. I remember his downward spiral in the future ... I was responsi .. I mean I was there, will be there ... I even have some Omnigrams to share with you all:

At first, his rebellion was a bit cute, a relaxed look instead of his ubiquitous military Legion style.




I told him he needed to take a break from herding cats ... I mean leading the LMBP ...

Then the paparazzi jumped on his decline, even declaring it chic! Power Boy returned to runway! ... though not his best work ... if you ask me ... here is a photo when he is deep in his glue addiction ... his big muscles are little!





Le sigh. Could rehab be far behind!

no.


entering rehab for glue addiction:

note the sunglasses, covering up his glue colored eyes.





A few months later a distinguished Power Boy bounces back!




But how long can he resist the temptation of the glue.

Wait a second "rotten apples"?? Was that ..... talking about me!

He always was a jerk. Just ask Lois. and Jimmy. and Lex.

At least I have my hair.

I found some more photos of my dear dear friend Power Boy, master of Legion World:

Glue relapse.



This was hard on everyone. It was those damn glue sticks ... they are everywhere, and come in different colors, he just couldn't resist.



Post second rehab "healthy phase". This didn't last long.




and finally getting back into shape. Battling a horde of Kryptonians from the dimension xixigoth or ... zerogoth ... I can never keep those two straight.

I noticed a little Power Boy / Superman animosity on the prior page!

Perhaps its time for the big showdown? Perhaps only the secret love of Batman and Shark Lad can bring them together?

Superman IS a jerk, everyone knows that. Don't let him bother you, Peebsypie.

Oh, and Harmonia Li is posting at LW now? That's... something. *stares blankly, is torn between his dislike of comicbook Harmonia and his interest in LW Harmonia's Peebs-posts*

Ironically, "Vegan Power" Peebs has me feeling carnivorous...

The Peanut Butter dance.

I like "glue"'s tattoos.

Power Boy yet slumbers in his "Power Sleep"...




Soon I will rule the LMBP as I ruled the LSH.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz "just like Odin" zzzzzzzzzzzz "sigh" "mmmun yum yum" zzzzz ......

zzzzz "I HATE THAT SPROCK HEAD ... " zzzzzz "nass face!!!" zzzzzzz


"ooooo bunnies." zzzzzzzz !

<dreaming>

zzzzzz "pushing that fool around" zzzzzzzz





"awww poor baby superman" zzzz




<rolls over peacefully in sleep>