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Sorry Mearl i just can........WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! DOX!! thats the same name the other green dude had. And he wanted to rule the universe too!!!! Could there be a connection?!?

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How much of my palace grounds have you been smoking?!

(And about the "Robotic Robots" described above... well, that's just how robotic they are!)

Oooh. As long as you're already got the vat out could you whip up one of me so it can go to work and I can stay here and post?!? I've always wanted my own worker-drone.

Maybe we should clone my collection of lions, in case we ever feel the need to execute more prisoners?

Just a thought...

I'd be happy to, Loser Lad, but he'd probably have the same work ethic as you. You'd have to arm wrestle each other to decide who has to go to work.

Well... having a few spare lions around can't hurt!

If he's my clone I'm sure it wouldn't take too long to come up with enough incriminating photographic evidence to compel him to go to work every night like a good little worker-drone...

I'm just saying, you wanna make sure you don't want to give your clone reason to rise against you. Eventually you two will be locked in a death struggle, and Cobie'll be off to the side with a blaster going "I don't know which one to shoot! They look the same!!!" and we'll have to try to come up with a question only the REAL Loser Lad would know, not realizing the clone obviously would know it too if he's implanted with all your memories... and you'll have to finally both be killed by being stamped to death by a giant invisible guard robot, so your evil clone won't be able to take over the whole universe or anything eeeevil like that. *cough*

So, I'll give you your clone! But please take turns with him or something, lest we have to stomp you to death with robots.

Hmmm. Never thought about the whole "clone uprising against his master" scenario. Being stamped to death by a giant invisible guard robot *would* suck, but on the other hand I wouldn't mind getting a few nights off of work. I guess I'll have to learn to take turns.

Promise not to let my evil clone try to take over the Universe. At least not until you're done with it your Highness!

Me?!

He's your genetic offspring! You're responsible for him!

But if he does try to conquer the universe or something evil, I assure you, he will be stopped!

Oh believe me, I take full responsibility for my clone. I'm just saying that should you ever relinquish control of the Universe (not that any of us ever wish for that, but maybe some day you'll grow bored with it or something), who am I to stand in my evil clone's way should he try to step in and assume Supreme Rulership.

Until then, I and my clone promise to be good, loyal subjects (so long as the cupcakes hold out).

Do clones get a full ration of cupcakes?

No, because clones are expendable. Cupcakes are only for the important Legionnaires! As a member of Mearl's cabinet, I have a full supply.

Mearl, I'll have some clones, but I want *programmable memories*. I don't want anyone else thinking my thoughts. How else can I use them as decoys for assassination attempts?

Can I get my own programmable ferroboy clone?

You can get one of those at a swap meet, they're a dime a dozen.

Sure thing, Lad Boy. In fact, I'll give it some "personal" programming. Then again, you never know if you're getting the clone or the real thing.

Oh, and don't listen to Viv. I'm one of a kind - which is why my clones will have to settle for being second best.

Hey hey hey! Ferroboy, I give cupcakes to all my subjects, including the clones! If you treat your clones as expendable, they may rise up against you and take your place... better keep them sedated and slow with cupcakes!

Are the cupcakes what I use to program them? Remember, I want them subservient to me. Clones (at least mine) should NOT be equals!

Hey, man, what you do with your clones is up to you!

I'm just warning you, I've seen it happen before. You think you've got your clone under control, when wham! Disaster strikes!

And, uh, I can include the programming in the cupcakes, but be careful not to eat those particular cupcakes in that case.

Gotcha, Mearl! But if I do go around acting like a bizarro, you'll know why.

Maybe we can invent some crazy clone-control chip, that electrifies them when they defy us?

With all of these robots and clones around and thus potentital these potential uprisings, I'm glad I'm slowing building an army of hungry lions!

Lions, Robots and Clones!

Oh my...

I'll take 2 space tart clones

Won't we all, dedman?

Great idea, Cobie! In fact, this is clearly a matter of national security and is therefore our job to make happen. Let's get to it! Just make sure the clone lions also get the chip. You never know when those lions will form a pride to turn against their masters.