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This cannot bode well.....

I had a clone once, I destroyed her... good times.

How do you know you aren't actually the clone?

I hope you guys aren't having any plans of creating a clone army, say to take over the universe...

Who, me?

What would I do with the universe?

Nope,

Because when I created her I labeled her "CLONE" so I could tell us a part, she blew up real nicely.

O give me a clone of my own flesh and bone,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when it is grown, then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone with my own little clone
We'll both think of nothing but sex.

this came from an old science fiction story by one of the Greats, but I can't remember who or what story. Maybe Asimov.

I've always heard it credited to Asimov too. Funny stuff.

I meant the people who are talking about controlling their clones with shocking cupcakes should not plan on conquering the Universe with their clones, but it's good to know that others are also not thinking of clone-conquering.

You're really Keith Giffen, aren't you? Come on, fess up.

I knew I left a male clone out there.

The Supreme Ruler marketplace appears to be expanding. Did you get yourself trademarked? And what about a copyright on that cupcake recipe? I sure wouldn't want to be munching on any black market baked goods!

I haven't trademarked myself. Actually, most of all I've done is declare myself Supreme Ruler and shoot people into suns. I suppose that other people might attempt to do the same, but they will fail, since they are not the Supreme Ruler and I clearly am.

And there's a variety of cupcake recipes being utilized at the moment. Since the cupcakes are distributed for free, there's little motivation for anyone to attempt to steal the recipes and sell them.

Incidently, I'm in the process of trademarking "Lion Army of the Legendary Triumvir known as Cobalt Kid"! Those crazy trademark people look like the Lava Men! (Or is that the LCD cupcakes talking again...?)

It's the holidatys!

How could we let an important discussion about both cupcakes - and the ruler of the universe - lapse to Page Three?

(although there is a certain UK appeal, now that I think on it)

Well, to be fair, Our Supreme Ruler hasn't been able to stop by recently.

We can break cake in her honor when she makes her triumphant return.

Yeah, she probably isn't just our Supreme Ruler - there must be other realms that need cupcakes and the guidance of benign dictatorship.

Yes!

Imagine how more relaxed a place Qward would be if Mearl was in charge there, too.

Kent, are you suggesting we send Mearl to Quard?

What do anti-matter cupcakes taste like anyway?

Thunderously good!

can i have one with a bit of lightning icing on top

It's shockingly good!

Sorry I haven't been around to rule you with a gentle but iron fist lately, I've been dealing with convincing a throat infection that I'm supreme ruler of it, too!

I can trust all of you to carry on being ruled by me while I'm not around, though, right?

Of course! We've never had it so good from supreme rulership. Although I have put on a few pounds with all those cupcakes...

As Supreme Ruler, I order you all to have a merry Christmas! Or other holiday celebration, if you prefer.

Mearl, I'm a little shocked that we haven't invented a new December holiday in over 1000 years! We've got Hanukkah, the Winter Solstice, Christmas, and Kwanzaa, but that's only four days! (Yeah, some of them are technically more than one day, but we'll just stick with the prime day.) That leaves 27 days of December untouched by holidays! Sure, there's "Bill of Rights" day, but being US-centric, it's likely not around when the US is no longer its own nation. What holidays would have been invented in the 1000 Year Gap? We could always move the celebration of your birthday to December. After all, it worked for the Christians!