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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/24/25 03:52 PM
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I was unaware of this culturally taboo. I wonder if the band "Holy Supergirl Robot!" knows this? They do like to push the boundaries and might be intentionally trying to upset the public.
Since I'm currently involved in a serious relationship with my own Supergirl robot (with Spacey!), I'm concerned about these things... Be more careful in the future, flesh monkey. 
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Ironically, flesh monkey is *not* offensive to us Ggrrggrians. The more sensitive sissy-boys, like the Earthlings, might find this offensive.
"Insane, war-mongering, baby-eating space-hooker" is probably were I'd personally draw the line!
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Originally posted by Mearl Dox:
Ah, but does Avalon have fluffy, delicious, moist cupcakes with whatever frosting you desire? Being that it's connected to me, it has whatever I want.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Sounds like a very sweet setup.
But if you ever do feel like dropping by again and not willing your cupcakes into existance, you're welcome to!
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Be more careful in the future, flesh monkey.
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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Supreme Ruler, I can't help but notice that the landscaping around your abode is quite exotic. Was this set up by that botanist ancestor of yours, or is it something more recent?
Not often we get to see a Ggrrggrian Barbed Wire Tree, in full bloom yet! Most impressive.
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It was mostly here when I moved in. I thought it was pretty nice, and did have an air of 'supreme ruler' about it, so I decided not to bulldoze it.
I suppose I should have an official gardener, though...
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I think Dedman would fill the bill.
He talks a lot about lighting up weeds so he must know something about gardening.
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What if he tries smoking up the plants in my garden?
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No cupcakes for him, then.
On the plus side, you'll find out how exotic those plants really are.
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Legionworld Gardener eh?...well that would be interesting.
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Although I do now own all worlds in a sense, I was thinking more of gardening just the patch of land my palace sits on.
Very well! You will be my gardener, but be careful, some of the plants may be toxic or man-eating.
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That's what makes this the perfect job for dedman! He tends to resurrect. OTOH, he'd be perfect as cannon fodder in the event of a rebellion.
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So maybe we should clone him a few hundred times so he can double as the Palace Guard.
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I'm not sure I want to have dedman (or clones of dedman) as my palace guard if he's going to be eating the LSD-laced cupcakes and smoking things he finds on the palace grounds.
Besides, I already have a palace guard. Robots! Giant, invisible robots which shoot invisible flames from their mouths.
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OK.
So maybe we clone him a few hundred times just for kicks.
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.... well, this is supposed to be a time of partying...
Dedman! Present yourself for cloning! Bring your DNA with you!
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He he he! See, this is why I'm part of Mearl's cabinet!
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No Way!!!! I saw what kind of disasters happen with cloning.....why there was this one time on Cairn this green dude cloned some psychopath and the entire economy of the planet was destroyed...I barely got out with my life, though thats another story.....
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I hope know one tries to clone me! My DNA has been known to be lying around a variety of places on Legion World!
And you can never have enough giant, invisible robots with invisible flames shooting frmo their mouths!
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maybe they are giant, invisible Supergirl robots!!!!
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Now we're speaking my language!
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Ya know Cobes you really should be more careful with your DNA. Maybe we should hire a mop-and-bucket crew to follow you around on your adventures.
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then again they might be Giant Invisible Robotic Lesbians.......
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I'm not saying they're Giant Invisible Robotic Lesbian Supergirl Robots that shoot invisible flames from their mouths, but I'm not saying they aren't, either.
I went ahead and got the cloning vats all ready, and dedman's wussing out on me?! Oh well. Anyone else want some clones done?
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