Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board As Supreme Ruler of the Universe

The position of LW Leader is a vaunted and respectable one, but one has to actually campaign to get people to vote for you, and you don't get the right to shoot people into the sun if the situation seems to call for it.

Then again, it seems to take a lot less baking.

As Supreme Ruler, can't you sub-contract the baking job?

I still like to wander through the bakeries to check on how the cupcakes are going, to monitor cleanliness standards, and to 'test' the product before it is unleashed on my adoring public.

Indeed. It really makes a difference when you eat Super-Cupcakes...of Space!

I endorse dedman's endorsement of Cobie's endorsement of Lou's endorsement of EDE's endorsement of Mearl's Supreme Rulership!

Now that a black hole of logic is on its way, can we get back to the drinking and debauchery Cobie promised?

Can even a Supreme Ruler resist the cuteness of...

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It's cute.


Does iddums want a cupcake? Huh? A widdle bitty cupcake for a widdle bitty... cute ASCII creature? Yeeees?

What is that thing, anyway?

PIKA PIKA!

I like Pokemon just fine, but I'm a bigger fan of Hamtaro!


Hamtarooo... little hamsters, big adventures...

I hereby request permission from our Supreme Ruler to shoot it into the sun.

Hmm...

Well, there are a million equally adorable and well-marketed cute anime pets out there...

Permission granted! But you'll have to use your own cannons.

Bless you.

(Stalks off to get a cannon)

I endorse ferroboy's endorsement of dedman's endorsement of Cobie's endorsement of Lou's endorsement of EDE's endorsement of Mearl's Supreme Rulership.

Down with all Gil'dishpani lies, propaganda and stale pastries!

Down with the Super Wal-Mart... of Space!

Just for giggles can we shoot KoKo into the sun too?

Oh, man, you mean I haven't yet?! I have been slacking!

Hurry! To the cannons! Koko must be fired post-haste!


Just for clarity's sake, I'm talking about the postboot white monkey, not Bart Allen. I like Bart Allen. He may remain un-fired.

Dear Supreme Ruler of the Universe,

As your omnipotence knows I live faraway from Legion World and visit on an ad hoc basis as my super crime fighting of space duties (and the commuter traffic) allows.

My super secret hideaway (or Horace as he likes to be called) has recently developed very bad indigestion which has led to a number of unfortunate incidents as he creates a few more interstellar gas clouds than the maps show. It seems as if he has been eating things that disagree with him, and upon further investigation (and let me tell you, you don’t want to go crawling around them Jeffries tubes without a full NCB suit) things which apparently disagree with you as well, like this small annoying white monkey which I am returning to you with pleasure.

Horace is now having a whale of a time playing fetch with all these rejects and is stopping them from landing in the sun. His jumping around is also making me spill my port which is most definitely not cricket old chap.

Can I please therefore ask you to re aim your cannon away from its current trajectory to point towards say the Orion arm of the Galaxy. This will allow me to gain some peace and quiet and stop the gaseous problems Horace is currently suffering from. Although I will admit the Koko’s Head Nebula is a rather attractive green colour

Must dash me little megalomaniac, worlds to save, place’s to be and all that.

Pip pip old chap.

Faraway Lad


PS
Hope to finally meet you at the Ambassadors Christmas bash, I’ll be the one standing at the other end of the room tucking into the Figgie pudding.

After much careful consideration, I've made the decision to alter the cannon-firing process. As a gesture of good-will to the space traffic in the busy near-Earth area, all future planned cannon-firees will be shipped to the Coluan system, and will be fired into Colu's sun, at times scheduled with the anticipated local traffic kept in mind. Although this will cause me to unfortunately miss the sight of the cannon firing, it will retain symbolic importance and I will still feel the event very close to my heart. All cannon firings will be recorded for my later viewing pleasure, and possibly to splice together into a "Best Of" video.

Also, Cobalt Kid, please feed the remains of Koko to your lions, or something.

Excuse me magnicifent one, but perhaps we could use Koko to lure the hero MONKEY-EATER LAD to our cause. I'm sure with such a delicious looking monkey as incentive he will come to join your cause as well.
oh, ummm and any cupcakes left?

Consider it done, magnificent one!

Good work, Cobalt Kid! I'm promoting you to Director of Lion Feeding Activities!

This monkey would give anyone sensible a stomach-ache.

And of course there's cupcakes left!

Maybe we should just use Beppo instead.

Koko's rather sunworthy, all told.

I humbly accept this new appointment! Let the rule of Mearl continue, and the lion feeding commence!

And the cupcake eating go unhindered forever!

Eat your delicious cupcakes, my followers, and rejoice in the wisdom, beauty, and modesty of your glorious leader!

I don't intend to branch out into also feeding people monkeys, but I guess a monkey-flavored cupcake could be devised.

I'm sure MEL would apprieciate that your supremeness