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*puuuurrrrr*

Hello kitty

Oh my!

Does this call for a special brand of catnip cupcakes?

As a fellow Coluan, Your Supremeness, should I expect a generous lab equipment tax deduction, along with tasty cupcakes?

This has been a great and benign reign so far, S.R., but where do you go from here? Jam sandwiches? Brownies? Ice cream bars?

Gladiatorial combat?

Galditorial combat in a vat of Ice Cream?

Now we're getting somewhere!

25 hours since our leader's last appearance. I'm experiencing a sense of doom, of abandonment, and man, could I ever use another one of those white chocolate macadamia nut cupcakes!

Now that Mearl has become Supreme Ruler of the Universe and everyone looks cuter, will they finally catch up to those of us with an uber-hot fashion sense?

*tee hee*

Your leader has been trapped in a miasma of IRL. My apologies! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

I have no intention of spreading out beyond cupcakes, as I feel that focusing on one thing and doing it really well is for the best. I built this empire on cupcakes, and I have no intention changing what worked! But white chocolate macadamia nut cupcakes are definitely available to those who wish them.

I won't stop you from wrestling each other nude in ice cream, of course. But it won't be a state-sponsored event. And please don't do it on my lawn.

As for my fellow Coluans, while I prefer a laissez-faire approach to the economics of the worlds I oversee, I guess I could donate some of my old equipment to those in need. After all, being a supreme leader is busy, and it's hard to find time to experiment.

And my dear Space Tart, you can be in my cabinet as the leader of the Department of Tartiness.

Ice cream at my place!

247 Flavours!

i vote for space tart vs viv vs antacidlass in a ice cream wrestling match

<wonders how long before Viv kills Ded again now...>

I don't wrestle. I am so leaving this universe and back to Avalon, I have to...kill...ded...yesss.

Ah, but does Avalon have fluffy, delicious, moist cupcakes with whatever frosting you desire?

Have I ever mentioned my wife's astonishing resemblance to Cockrum's Saturn Girl? :Her former experience as a cheerleader, gymnast, and basketball player might make her a formidible contender in the ice cream wrestling arena.

Excellent!!!! lets put her in What shall we call her?
Lass Girl?
Super Saturn Wife?
Something else else else?

Wife?

Supreme Ruler, will you be hosting (hostessing?) a holiday open house for all your devoted subjects? And what kind of house does a Supreme Ruler inhabit?

An ongoing celebration for both the holidays and my new rule sounds like a splendid idea! Since Chanukah has already begun, the celebrations will begin immediately, and not cease until the day of the Earth New Year has ended!

There will be mildly alcoholic beverages, mostly wines and fruit-flavored concoctions. Naturally, plenty of kono juice will be available! A variety of cupcakes will be provided, and just for this holiday, I will also obtain some ice cream and a few pies! Most notably lemon, pecan, blueberry, apple, pluberry, and chocolate. Please do not wrestle in the ice cream or the pies while on the premises.

For those who desire more savoury fare, there will be jalapeno poppers. You know, those little half-jalapenos filled with cheese and covered in batter and fried. I love those things. Ranch, blue cheese, and sweet raspberry dipping sauces will be available for those. You can also use the dipping sauces for the cupcakes if you like, but I strongly recommend against it!

However, this will be held on my lawn, not inside my house. The interior of my house itself is too splendid to be described, but the outside is done in the finest tradition of Coluan architecture--shiny, shiny metal, with a few Coluan females in robes sculpted into the sides. It's huge. In the suburbs outside of Metropolis. It's at 15505 Supreme Ruler Lane. You can't miss it.

I'm thinking of commanding a band to play for some of the days of the celebration. Any requests?

I once had a flat on Supreme Ruler Lane, when I helped Lash take over the world two months ago. They're very nice!

For the band--how about something indie rock, like "My third body got killed by a robot in Touston" or "Holy Supergirl Robot!" I love those bands!

Wine coolers will be fine, but I'll probably add some grain alcohol and spanish fly in mine...

The term "robot" is offensive to those of us who are Alternatively Sentient.

I was unaware of this culturally taboo. I wonder if the band "Holy Supergirl Robot!" knows this? They do like to push the boundaries and might be intentionally trying to upset the public.

Since I'm currently involved in a serious relationship with my own Supergirl robot (with Spacey!), I'm concerned about these things...