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And if she does, I volunteer to run as her deputy!

Please, Thora! Just think of all the flogging you could accomplish! nod


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Great gravy! A Lardy / Thora term could sexualize The LMB to a whole new level!

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What the hell is sexy about that whackjob Thora?


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Originally posted by MLLASH's back:
What the hell is sexy about that whackjob Thora?
confused Who ARE you and what have you done with the real MLLASH?!?! confused


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Three hours-plus, and no accepting of my nomination from Thora?!?

Obviously, if Thora chooses not to run, then it would HAVE to mean she has sworn off flogging, right? love


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Thora of Taltar is outraged at your impertinence, male dolt!


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I'm not hearin' "no", Thora! And "dolt" doesn't sound as despicable as "cretin" to mine ears!

Wouldn't givin' this derriere a good floggin' be worth the trouble of runnin' against those other cretins?


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Thora runs for nothing ... she takes!

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Thora cray-cray!

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Silence, Calm Yo Tits, lest you be the first female to suffer the wrath of my flogging arm!

The voluminous male fool known as Lard Lad has intrigued Thora of Taltar with his obvious disregard for his own life.


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<cue cheesy porn music>

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Originally posted by Thora:
The voluminous male fool known as Lard Lad has intrigued Thora of Taltar with his obvious disregard for his own life.
...so you'll do it? love


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Past elections have brought me --Thora of Taltar-- nothing but sadness.


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"Sadness"? I thought you were incapable of such nonsense! Let's show those cretins your dominance!


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This reminds of that time that Gerald Ford almost came out of political retirement to run as veep again!

eek eek


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Such groveling from Lardy...gonna take a lot to convince me to vote for this ticket.


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If they performed a sex act in public, it just might convince me this is the right leadership for the LMB!

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^ I wish.... love

Thora, my liege, time is running out to accept the nomination! Will you or won't you?


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I will vote for this ticket if I get to preform public sex acts with Lardy while being flogged by Thora

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O_o


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YO Lardlad, Thora got emotional issues and shizz but if she don't accept your rekwest, I stand ready to do THANGS-- UNSPEAKABLE THANGS-- to you!!

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Nam'Lor have hard time understanding what Calm Yo Tits say sometimes ... what is "THANGS" mean?

Maybe Calm Yo Tits had better check his universal translator settings?


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If Lardy and Titsie ran together, it would be the Totally Tits Ticket!

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Shouldn't it be the Totally Tits Titket? Or perhaps that's a snack cracker I'm thinking of. wink

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