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My dear old friends! How lovely it is to see you! For too long have I remained secluded among the sacred groves of Ilymagroth, partaking of the mind-enhancing fruit of the petinga tree, but isolated from my old chums of the LMB!
It is good to be back! Why just the other day, I...
Hold on a second! Did you chaps see the title of this thread? It says there's a villain at the end of the thread! No doubt this is some dastardly fellow who wishes to betray us all by stabbing us through one of the sixteen sacred arteries or stealing our mighty mojo or some other grand offense!
My friends, we must avoid reaching the end of this thread!
I LIKE IKE!!
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Dr. Mayavale,
How nice to see you here again. It is always a pleasure to have you here and to partake of your own brand of wisdom.
I am afraid though that there will be no avoiding the end of this thread (or any other for that matter) It is built into the system that all threads end. Some sooner than others. Although it might be possible to attach this thread to the Infinite Man as he makes another loop through time. You may want to consult some chronal experts.
Yours,
Quislet, Esq.
PS: I want to remind you of the 5 cents you borrowed from me (or the person you said I was in a previous life) in 1814. The interest keeps compounding daily.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Egads! I have just consulted the Azure Amulet of Agapapa, and it told me that old joke about the three fellows who want to marry the farmer's daughter!
And then it told me that this thread was destined to end with the appearance of the villain on the one-hundredth page!
I LIKE IKE!!
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The Azure Amulet of Agapapa??? Wasn't that the same mystic artifact that predicted Dewey would defeat Truman? And advised against investing in that Seattle based company now known as Microsoft? You get more accurate predictions from a Magic 8 ball <span style="font-size: 10px;">tm</span> "Signs point to yes."
Really Dr. Mayavale, I thought you of all people would know better.
Anyone who is anyone who knows about predictive mystical objects recommends Cassiopea's Clear-see Cauldron. And that says that the villian is...ARGH!!!!! Thud!!!!
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Got it.
So as long as nobody named ARGH!!!!! Thud!!!! posts to this thread, we'll be OK.
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ARGH!!! Thud!!!
I forget... Was he an Ambush Bug villain, or was that Cobier's first grand-child, you know, the one he's not supposed to know about?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Is Mayavale channeling Grover?
Perhaps it's time to revive my "Telly" nickname for Tamper Lad!
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Well, he's channeled just about everything else, so it's possible.
Let me know if he puts on a helmet and cape and starts calling himself "Super Mayavale".
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Everyone knows that there is a rule that threads be no longer than 2500 posts.
When this thread reaches that i predict armageddon.
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Hm, why, the villain may already be in this thread, and we just don't know it yet! Perhaps the good Doctor's experience in bloody betrayals have alerted him to someone stabbing us all in the back!
I suggest we analyze all of each other's flaws and then start horrible accusations. We're bound to be right on a few accounts!
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Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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They will say that I have shed innocent blood. But what is blood for, if not for shedding?
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No. We have 2487 more posts before the end. Of this thread that is.
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They will say that I have shed innocent blood. But what is blood for, if not for shedding?
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Someone claiming to be the Villain at the End of this Thread sent me an e-mail, promising to spare all of us who help this thread get to the end faster!
Is it a trick?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Tricks are something a whore does for money. Or Candy.
heh
Arrested Development is my hero
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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2,500 seems pretty far away. In LMB logic, that of course means that the villain is Faraway Lad. I say we make him drink lots and lots pints and see if he reveals his true nature. 
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So why dont we just hope in a time bubble, go to the end of the thread, find out who the villain is, then return here to change the past, erm the future, to prevent the villain becoming a villain in the first place?
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Hic, pass the port dear boy, i think i have something to tell you be i cant seem to remember? 
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<chug> I'm all ears!
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Port? Nay lads! I have some fine Islay single malt!
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Alas, the waters of life and I do not see eye to eye. But prithee continue.
Cobalt and I will sample this fine chilled white port from a small farm i know in the hills of oporto.
Now I still need to tell Cobalt something, now what, hic!, was it again?
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Er... isn't loveable, furry, old Mayavale supposed to keep posting and telling us not to post any more, lest we reach the diabolical villain in question?
Or something like that.
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At least you all know the villain won't be me!
Um...right?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Hmm... if the thread just dies, does that mean the last person to post to it is automatically a villain?
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