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Bad jokes
by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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all you goody-goods, this is your chance. get out the book of quotes. you know the one. practice your tarnished-silver tongue here.
i'll start. as a fan of the classics, may i offer you a
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You and I, we're really not that different...
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(yes this one is from Drax)
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(classic)
You have not seen the last of me!
"He's doomed. We all are. Oh, wanna hear a joke?"
"I'm always thinking about you. Because according to the restraining order, that's all I'm allowed to do."
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We meet again, Captain Whomever.
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I may have just confessed my entire fiendish plan, but I was in your custody and you neglected to read me my Miranda Rights Captain Whitebread.
So kindly call my lawyer so she can file the motion to ensure we meet again.
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