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Hm? Oh, I haven't drank since I married Dru...I'll pass. Help yourselves, though.
And Giant, I'm sure there will be a brawl, but unlike the imposter, I'll make every effort to protect the safety of bystanders.
<eats chicken>
Oohh! Spicy!
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"Thank you Ranger, I love Saki. Just a little for now."
He throws back the tiny glass and takes a quick breath.
"Oh my." His eyes open widely.
"That burns. That's good."
"I know I'm just a paranoid old queen but I worry about the little people around here. Maybe too much..I dunno. Truth is, I believe there's some external threat active but I haven't figured out what it is yet. You know how these things go, we're going to need all hands on board when all hell breaks out."
He leans back in the chair with a satisfied smile.
"Can you get me one of their menus Fem? That was lovely."
"Now for dessert. I salvaged these from the TobaccoNihilist's shop earlier. They're Cuban"
He pulls a wrapped package of cigars from his pouch and offers the others a smoke.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
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Sake, Cuban Cigars, and another version of Lard Lad... It's good to see the Security Office is maintaining it's high standards of professional conduct. Ranger, I just dropped by to let you know there's a new player in the game... you can find him here . I've no idea what part he plays in all this but... <Looks at My Wee Fem for a long moment> Ah, the lovely, Pagan Lass, I almost didn't recognize you...
Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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Who are you talking to Grape-Boy?
Are you insinuating that I look like Brit's Grandmother?
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Umm... My Wee Fem?!?!
Seems I missed something...
Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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* aside* Sake, Cuban Cigars, and another version of Lard Lad...
It's good to see the Security Office is maintaining it's high standards of professional conduct. Ha ha ha that was funny - * end*
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Space Ranger, 'tis I, back from recovery at Medicus Two. I am well enough to lend a hand in restoring order to Legion World. I am not a member of the Security Office but it appears now is a time of crisis.
I stand with you now. Let us bring this calamity to an end.
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Yeah...<burp>...I'm with the guy with the axe--enough Chinese food! Let's find the imposter and those idiots stupid enough to follow him and kick their ASSES!!!
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<span style="font-size: 30px;">WEEE-OOT!! WEEE-OOT!!</span>
<Flies to the monitor board in Security Command Central>
<span style="font-size: 30px;">WEEE-OOT!! WEEE-OOT!!</span>
Crap on a Stick... Ranger! Somebody's on the forbidden section of the tesseracts... The tunnels leading to the Banned'em Zone are open!
<span style="font-size: 30px;">WEEE-OOT!! WEEE-OOT!!</span>
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<Slaps alarm control!>
Who and How?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(And where's STU? The Banned'em Zone is his playground.)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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The Banned'em Zone???
I didn't know it was possible to enter the Banned'em Zone from this universe...
Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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What do you know about the Banned'em Zone, Concord?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Maybe you spent some time there?)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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We, Star Ranger, UTS, and I discovered an entrance to the the Banned'em Zone from below the Security Office on my version of Legion World. We assumed it was part of of our universe. By the time we discovered the truth it was too late...
Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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Ranger, I've got six bodies in there, Looks like Cobalt Kid, Lard-Butt, Jailbait, Rockhopper Lad, Yellow Kid, and Numbnuts...
We're gonna Need Backup...
Brit's available, so is Triple G and the other Lard Lad but that still leaves us a body down...
Should I call Abin?
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We're only outnumbered if you count Numbnuts and Jailbait...
Truth and Justice shall prevail!
(I think they're both neutral)
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(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Keep Quiet! Concord...
Ranger, Jailbait will take you on bare-handed if she thinks you're endangering Cobie...
And you're too dammed honorable to slap her down if she pulls a stunt like that, so either Brit or I are gonna have to sit on her.
And Numbnuts is a master Sorcerer! He's stronger than Pagan for Bast's sake! You ready to stick your head in the crocodile's mouth and hope he's not hungry??? He's with them... What makes you think that he won't oppose us?
We need STU! or Pagan! But I'll settle for a sixth body, just so it's even numbers...
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Just a moment, Concord...
MY, Numbnuts was brought here by Pagan... I doubt he's up to anything nefarious.
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You're setting yourself up for a heaping helping of "I told you so's" Ranger...
I'd even be willing to take Concord here along, just to have the extra body...
<Looks sideways at Concord...>
We'll call him Cannon Fodder Lad...
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And I suppose you think you're cute? or possibly Funny?
I want to accompany you. But don't think I'll tolerate your childish insults.
Cannon Fodder Lad...
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Alright girls. Even Yellow's not checking with the Color Co-ordinator. If Billy's hiding something I know they're up to no good.
"Jimmy! You're with me. Let's go Fem."
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
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The sooner we go and throw the big, heavy book at them, the better....
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Ohmygod! We can like enter the tesseracts from like my office.
But first I want to understand why we're like taking both Gary Jerk-Cord and the 352nd version of Lard-Butt with us...
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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