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Okay, I'll say it...
Who was that unmasked man?
C'mon Ranger... Let's go put out a fire...
<Turns and looks at the empty spot where the Ranger was a second ago...>
OooooKay...
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(rumble rumble rumble)
The giant steps out of the 'vette and looks around to check security. He nods to the first guy in orange armor.
"Hi Fred."
"Hey Boss."
"Anything new?"
"Some muscle bound spandex guy took off from inside a little while ago. It was that Daxamite fellow I believe."
"Thanks. Let me know when you rotate out, I want to talk to Mike when he comes back on duty."
He looks at the transport sitting in the street, "Get Jimmy to park that would you? That's a dear."
3g walks into the office.
"Hi sweetie. Well, nobody got shipped off to Medicus this time. Nihilist's new place is a mess but if he insured it it's no big loss. Heck, I might even see if he needs any investors, Legion World could use a quality smoke shop. A fine cigar and some old scotch can be just the thing on a rainy day."
He reaches for a chair and sits daintily. Looking at wee Fem he smiles, "I'll need an office for a while. The Legion wants somebody here and if I'm going to play go-between with the Security set I may as well get comfortable."
"Where'd the guy with all the muscles go?"
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
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If you want, you can use Abin's office. I doubt he even knows where it is.
I'll get one of the Red Shirts to move all the cleaning supplies out of there.
The Ranger will be back in a few minutes... He's trying to get that faux Lard Lad Prime character, who popped up just before the fire, to answer a few questions...
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<Enters as My and Triple G are talking> Hello My... Triple G. I assume all the orange suited guys belong to you... Truth and Justice shall Prevail! <Abin's office is a bad idea, too cramped.>
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
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<walks in behind Ranger>
See? Still here...not running away!
All I wanna do is help you nab that scumbag who's messing up my good name.
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"Yuh huh. I designed their armor too. They're sweet guys really..maybe a tad on the alpha male side but ..you know.. what girl doesn't like her men all studly?"
"Well, hey there big boy."
The Giant eyes the Lard Lad doppleganger for a moment.
"I'm hungry. Anybody want take-out?"
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Glances at the Giant before turning to LLP,
Okay... So how do we know you're the real deal? What makes you different from the "Resurected Lard Lad?"
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Other than not being a mass murderer, that is...)
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Originally posted by Triple G:
..."I'm hungry. Anybody want take-out?" Looks up at Triple G... Is Chinese okay with you? I can get us a good deal at My Wee Wonton...
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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Glances at the Giant before turning to LLP,
Okay... So how do we know you're the real deal? What makes you different from the "Resurected Lard Lad?"
Well, I am resurrected, and I know it's because of a sophisticated spell woven by my deceased wife Dru before her own death. I have all the scars on my face and my arms from my battle with Mordru that I bore before my death. I'm me. It's hard to prove to you because you never really knew Lard Lad before your own demise. But do the research...I fit as Lard Lad much better than that fugitive you're chasing!
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My... You're the records whiz...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(when did you change your hair color?)
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Yeah, Ranger he does fit better appearance-wise anyway... and his aura is much stronger than the other Lard Lad's...
So does everyone want Chinese?
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Aura?!?!
When did you start seeing People's Aura's?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(And when did you start wearing your blouses so tight?)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
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Don't be silly Ranger, I've always been able to read aura's. That's one of the most basic skills a magic user must master. <Sweeps hand towards LL Prime. A multi-colored field surrounding him becomes visible.> Look here and here... <Points to a pair of purple bands.> This dark one is the anchor Dru attached to his spirit and this lighter one is the love she used to power the spell... That phony Lard Lad has nothing like those bands in his aura...
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Sounds like I'm a winner! Look, I know your Office could use my power against those two and whomever they can con into helping them. And you know I'm not the guy you want for murder. Heck, I'm even a member of the Security Office!
Will you let me help you?
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Yes Lardy, I believe that we can use your help...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(But I think I need to find Numbnuts first...)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
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"Chinese is perfect. Get the guy's order too will you? It's on me."
3G turns to LLprime, he motions toward a chair, "Please, have a seat."
Walking to the doorway 3G calls out to his guard, "Fred! Coffee please?"
A moment later an orange garbed figure enters the office carrying a carafe of aromatic hot coffee and a set of four cups.
"Jimmy. Thank you so much. If you would please?"
The armor suited youngster smiles at 3G, "Fred's fiddling with the generator. I thought I'd come inside for you."
He travels around the group offering each a cup and filling it as they talk. He hesitates at My Wee Fem and looks back at 3g who nods. "If she wants some. Go ahead. If she can fight for her life who am I to say she's too young for coffee?"
He looks at Prime for a long moment.
"What? Is there a reason we shouldn't remain civilized? For the time being there's an scrambler field being generated outside here. It should interfere with any teleports in or out for now. It's nothing to stop any physical penetration, you can leave when you want."
Prime stares back at the giant as if considering his options.
"It's because I think we should keep you and the other one apart until this can be sorted out. Two Lard Force wielders that don't like each other could create a bit of a problem."
Orange Agent Beta 3 takes a place beside the Giant looking innocent and trying to become part of the background.
"Cream? Sugar?"
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<Accepts a cup of coffee from Jimmy.>
Thank you, Jimmy. Just black, please.
Triple G, or Bob if I may, I'm more than a little older than I look...
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"Bob's fine dear. So you believe him?"
3G faces Lard Lad Prime,
"These kids are pretty good, if they say you're real then so can I. Why are there two of you?"
He rises and begins pacing while sipping coffee.
"Why now? I thought things were settled in the last big crossover. One Lard Lad, one Stu, one Cobalt. -Thank the FSM those Bizarros are long gone."
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There are not two of us, Giant. There is me...and there is an imposter who is using my identity to wreak havoc on Legion World. I pray that I can somehow convince my best friend of this truth before he foes any farther down the imposter's path...
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Ohmygod... There's like a My Wee Wonton delivery guy at the front desk...
Did you guy's order Chinese?
<Stares at My for a long moment...>
Ranger, we need your help for a minute... umm... clearing some debris from the construction areas...
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Steps into the hallway outside the conference room with Everyday Girl, closes door behind them>
I know Brit... I see it too... It's more than just the hair and her chest... She's talking different, acting different...
She read Lardy's aura... made it visible so that I could see what she was talking about...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(There's only one person who can do those things...)
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Ohmygod! Lardy?
<Looks back thru one way glass in door>
I guess it kind of looks like he did before...
<Turns back to Ranger>
I'm going to see Gramps... He needs to... explain some things...
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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<after EDG leaves>
So...got any General Tzo's chicken?
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"Dig in. It's a pleasure to see a dedicated trencherman at work."
"So how do you figure you'll get your life back? Since there's another Lard Lad out there you might have some problems."
Filling his bowl he eats delicately with chop sticks, paying close attention to the lemon chicken.
"I guess what I really want to know is if there's a way to resolve this without the usual "misunderstanding" that leads to a brawl. We've seen how easy it is for the both of you to blow up buildings. Bystanders could get hurt if there's a fight."
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<Re-enters, carrying a wooden crate...>
I know this is Japanese not Chinese, but I find that Sake goes exceptionally well with Seven Happiness and Moo-Goo-Gai-Pan...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(And it loosens tongues exceptionally well...)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
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