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<in his office>

So...this particular robot has been seen consorting with Babette at Shakes and at The Beacon.

<brings up another report>

There's also some intel that its been seen with Rocky, and...

<pulls another>

...Rocky's missing, apparently having pursued the Royal Inquisitor and Vee.

<thinks>

So I need to talk with Tim-Teller Lad and Hyvvie at the Rookery and Babette at SHAKES. Very well...

pop

<disappears just before the proximity alert goes off in the Security Office--more zombies!>


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<watches as undead LMBers start roaming the streets of Legion World>

*Gasp!*

My LMB brethen will find this hard to handle! Farnkie Muniz! Giant Squid! Globe Girl! I just hope that Sarya and the Ranger aren't a part of this...

<once more flies off into Legion World's streets to battle the undead>

(OCC: If we move this fight to the streets of Legion World then we should really let the Security Office fall off page 1. Food for thought...)

EDITORIAL: MOVE OVER HERE if you want to continue the story--let's be polite to other MMB posters and not dominate the MMB with these threads - Cobie, MMB Mod

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Ohmygod!

Reform School!

AS IF!!!!

I'll be in my office!

Sulking!


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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
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<Lardy returns from SHAKES and appears at the crime lab>

Griss, I...need my head examined...

<Lardy holds out his robot's head>

<Griss gasps, then realizes the head Lardy's carrying is that of a robot identical to Lardy's old appearance>

I'll be bringing the rest of the remains soon. Examine them very carefully, Griss. Meanwhile, get the field CSI team together to go over the scene with a fine-tooth comb. I left a beacon there, so they can transmat there immediately.

Meanwhile...I've got to get some rest.

<Lardy goes to his quarters and contemplates a chest he pulls from beneath his bed>
<opens doors, as everything in the Office of Security opens when Cobalt wishes it to>

I'm sorry to have to do this Lardy...sorry because I wish it was you that did it. But Clive shall live again. He'll get the redemption I so wished you'd have...

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Excuse me, guys, but it appears Ram Boy's been kidnapped. Any officers available?


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I'm available to fill in for Ram Boy during his absence, is that what you mean?

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Why not? Go wild!


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No need! I managed to escape on my own!

I don't think the kidnappers were expecting me to be able to chew threw the leather ankle restraints. (Never thought I'd have to to do THAT twice in one month)

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Y'know I'd wondered what Ram Boy's super-power was. I'm sure that has many uses.

Oh, and I suppose you'll be wanting your room back...

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Hey! Who filled my tank with ping pong balls?!?


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Do we still have an Office of Security? I thought it went out of business, what with all the law abidingness that we've had lately smile


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I want to report the theft of lawlessness from Legion World.


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Originally posted by Spellbinder:
Do we still have an Office of Security? I thought it went out of business ...
First Tower Records, now the Office of Security? Where are all the freaks and weirdos supposed to work?


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I hear Gladys the sentient disco ball has been using the abandoned Office for all-night raves lately.


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We're still open, we just decided to all of us go under cover at the New Year's Eve festivities on Legion World together. Apparently they're still partying in the Khundian district of Legionnopolis and that demands investigation!

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Rowdy revelers in Little Khundia?

Sounds like fun. Hope they're not too drunk to put up a little resistance I need to give a little whoopin'.

I'll get all over it ASAP.

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Make sure you were this undercover outfit, complete with mini-skirt and fishnets. Its, er, a Khundian holiday tradition for females and we need you to fit in. I'll, of course, be shirtless.

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Why am I envisioning a storyline paying homage to the Reep/Brin/Yera-Vi mission circa #287? I'll rescue you if I have to, but I am NOT freezing my arse off on anyone's asteriod.


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I will rescue whoever needs rescuing ... even if it means freezing my "arse" off ... I need to shed a few anyway ...

<splash>


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In German-speaking central Europe there was usually a Pritschenkonig (King of the Whip) who combined the roles of police chief and poet laureate. He was expected to keep order and provide festive verses.

We need more festive verses from our Security Chief. I don't know about the whip business.


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somehow I don't think whips will be a problem ... maybe Lash wouldn't mind lending out a few ...


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stupid double posts ...


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I nominate Shark Lad as new head of Security seeing as Cobalt Kid has resigned.


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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
I nominate Shark Lad as new head of Security seeing as Cobalt Kid has resigned.
Actually, Mr. Quislet, Cobaltus hasn't been "head of security" for quite some time , having conferred the position to co-chiefs Abin Quank and Matlock. So his resignation changes very little.

So as co-deputy of the LMB, I ask the co-chiefs to consider issuing an injunction on the Lard Lad algorithm's posting. I have circumstantial evidence that when it reaches its 4000th post, some sort of cataclysm, possibly an unimaginably apocolyptic one, may be unleashed. The algorithm has been inane posting prodigiously since the events of 01/11/08, presumably to hasten this milestone.

Please institute this injunction as a precaution and open an investigation into the events of 01/11/08 and its relation to his achievement of this milestone.

Also, Cobalt Kid apparently has information on 01/11/08 that he is withholding from you and LMB leadership that could be vital to all of this. I suggest that you issue a warrant for his arrest for the purpose of questioning him. Now that he has cut ties with this Office, this should not be a conflict of interest.

We must be proactive about this matter!

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Ha. The Office of Security can't just arrest people, robot. (You're still a robot to me). I learned that the hard way time and time again.

The Office of Security can't stop someone from posting either. This isn't a concentration camp, this is Legion World.

You better get your facts strait, boy. The Office of Security will be little help in the days ahead. And you better trust me--the days ahead will be dark ones indeed...

<opens up new whiskey bottle>

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