Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Cobalt's Office of Security - the 80's Power Years

< A doorframe nearby begins to glow, energy crackling around the edges. Suddenly, the door disappears and a portal opens. Spellbinder, the Crusader, Maxx the Sorcerer and Bob the Cat step through, and the portal closes behind them >

Spellbinder: Cobie! What's going... EWWWWW!

< Raising a slim arm, Crujectra forms a wall of telekinetic force between herself and the undead >

Bob the Cat: Ahhh, the Security Office. Come smell the excitement. Too bad Piddlin' Pup isn't here. He'd enjoy rolling around all over them.

<grins>

Smells like old times, eh?

You had to figure that with so many horror buffs in the LMB, and undead invasion would happen sooner or later...

<moves next to Crujeckie, blasts back zombies>

I've got your back Crujeckie...of course, I'd prefer your front, but maybe now isn't the time...

<rushes in>

Cobie, what's the sit--

<sees the undead army>

Uhm, gross! Are those zombies? Damnit, I knew I should've read more of the Waking Dead!

<begins firing, quite literally, on the zombies>

Oh, sweet! Fire works. *shakes head* Dude. Like I didn't have enough going on, they have to attack our office? So not cool.

Help save me.... there's a rumor that zombies eat brains. I demand that you save my beautiful brain. It might be useful later on you know.

<Throws a cold cut tray full of head cheese at the zombies.>

Bah silly zombies, I never told you that Captain Coldcut was my room mate back in school.

< Bob the Cat casts a whithering glare at Caliente's ankles >

Bob the Cat: Smooth move, Matchstick. Roasted carrion smells so much better than raw.

< Taps into Legion World's ambient mystical energy.

Suddenly, huge leis of exotic flowers appear around the zombies' necks >

Bob the Cat: That's a little better. I just hope my hay fever doesn't act up...

I see dead people.

(I can't believe none of you went for that line.)

Ah-choo! I'm too busy sneezing thanks to Bob's 'help'. Ah-choo, ah-choo, AH-CHOO! *sniff* Stupid allergies...

Hang on a second.

<Reaches into Medicus One, returns with various medicines>

Any of these work for you?

Yes! *takes drugs* Miner, have I told you lately I love you?

<fries more zombies>

Those, on the other hand, I do not love. Ew.

<blast a zombie sneaking up behind Cali>

Um...<shy smile> hey, Cali!

Let me cleanse the air of the allergens, so you won't need those...

<does so with Lard Force>

<checks out her butt, sees barest hint of cellulite>

...I'll take care of that, too...

<eliminates it with power>

...so...how ya doin'?

Hrun enteres via a Tesseract.

“Cobaltus I need help in tracking Stoopid Cat I think my friend is/

Suddenly a Zombie attacks him.

Using his sword and shield, Hrun attacks. As the hordes of undead appear he attacks even more ferociously. Soon a battle lust is upon him and he starts to sing as his sword decapitates Zombie after Zombie.

“S**T” whistles Lard Lad, “lookit him go” and he blasts a few more Zombies, “Hey Barbar the Barbarian save some for us”

But Hrun is beyond hearing. Full of the joy of battle he dives into a huge crowd of Zombies.

“Damit” says Calientie “he’s going to get bitten and go all undead on us” firing into the Zombies she briefly clears a path to Hrun. “Miner quick” she shouts, “get him out of there”

Damn--more and more keep coming! We need to find their zombie master and fry him!

[OOC: Is Hrun in two places?!?!]

You check the office of confiscated materials. I believe there's some stronger stuff there...

<magnetically rips apart zombies, blood and guts splatter all over the other LMBers who don't have magnetic or telekinetic protection>

Glad to see Hrun is alive!

I knew he wasn't dead...hah, silly Concord and others...

But looks like he's going to be taking another Path throughout this crisis...

Cobie dear, could you try to mutilate the zombies a little more carefully?

< Spellbinder sweeps her arms upward, and five zombies slam up against the ceiling, and then drop heavily to the floor >

I don't think the others brought lobster bibs, and you're making a mess.

"Ugh, the only thing worse than Hrun would be an undead Hrun." Cali wrinkles her nose. "And Bob was right-- fried Zombie definitely wreaks worse than normal Zombie. Er, is that an oxymoron?"

Cali shrugs, then smiles at Lardy as a thanks for the save earlier. Stupid Hrun cutting her off with his... thirst for battle or whatever.

Turning to her green genius friend, Caliente frowns. "Tamper, were you just going to commentate or were you actually planning to help?!"

Tamper smirks. "I'm still deciding." Cali glares at him. "Oh, all right. I'll think of something..."

With a grimace as another Zombie gets too close for comfort, Caliente creates a fire ax and begins swinging it at the army. "Oh yeah, that's more like it." She smiles. "It's so nice to get your aggression out in a healthy manner."

So Cali, what's with all these guys making moves on a married woman?

<saves Cali from a zombie magnetically though really doing it to make self look heroic when there was no need and in the process spray Tamper and Lardy with Zombie guts>

Oops... I mean, what's next, someone forcing you to marry them?

So I guess Tamper's speech-making power isn't working on the undead...

<puts Cali down. grins sheepishly at Crujectra>

I can't help it...I must interject myself into all storylines to annoy the rest of the LMB...

<grins handsomely, almost beheaded by zombie before Crusader saves me>

Er...maybe I should pay attention more...

Perhaps that would be best, dear.

< rolls eyes and resists the urge to ask "why me" >

Thanks for the unnecessarily gallant and showy help, Cobie. And you'd have to ask them. I've no idea why my marriage has spurned new suiters. Very odd.

<absentmindedly slices a zombie down the middle>

*sigh* Someone forcing me to marry them? Heh, some joke... (I wish it was just a joke, anyway.)

<wields the fire ax a la River in Serenity-- yes, I am that badass-- then wipes brow>

Seriously, I think Lardy's right. We have to find whatever's creating and controlling these things 'cause, dude, I am so over the sights, the smells and the battle. *looks at Crujectra* Can't you magick something or... something?

<continues to battle zombies, gives Crujeckie a subtle pinch>

Oops, excuse me Crujeckie...thought I saw a zombie attacking you there...

<keeps fighting>

Attacking her there? A zombie couldn't fit in there, never mind fight in there...

Maxx can probably do something, Caliente.

I am going to be offline until Monday, so if anybody wants to have Maxx do something, feel free

<--------------also offline until Monday, no one is given permission to use Cobalt