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also isnt it stand procedur for all leaving staff to give each of the remaing staff a bottle

Inquiry:

I have advanced security technology from many far away star-systems on board my spaceship. Who would I discuss the possibility of trading this technology with?

I'd say Cobie or matlock are your best bets.

Advanced Security Technology is covered by the regrograde sections of the Amending Act of the second convention protocols. I think I have a copy here somewhere, now, if you could just read these pages and then sign and I will instigate a full LMBP trade treaty memoradum of understanding.

did somebody throw up in my pool?

I'd be more surprised if it only happened once.

That's not vomit.

That's the ambassador from the planet Tequilonia.

Tell me more Odran! What type of tech are we talking about?

And what would you like from us? We have excellent pretzel making technology and the uniforms we have our interns where are full of little tricks (those scamps!).

don't forget our bar-snack manufacturing technology!

All them fancy gee-gaws can't replace a trusty pair of brass knuckles and a pillowcase full of oranges. Haven't I taught you all anything?

I ate the pillowcase full of oranges ...

Hey where are all the oranges?

Gladys im looking at you!!!

Hrun reports for duty!

Are there carts to be clamped?
Are there anti social orders to be nailed to offenders heads?
Are there huts to be burnt down until fines are paid?
shall we patrol the stars, righting wrongs, burning space ports and setting up security officers as Shire Reeves and Reeves to bring the profits of justice to all in the security office.

Hurn we need fresh flowers for the reception area see what you can rustle up.

Polar BOY SMASH !!!!

Oh, dear.

OK, who shot Polar Boy into space and then rigged the ship to explode? C'mon, fess up.

I'm lookin' at you, Cobie.

Er, it was for his own good.

(Damn crystal meth! Gets me every time!)

Vote for me Shark Lad and I promise you will get to eat a lawbreaker everyday!!!

Everyone else....vote for me and I promise you will not be eaten by Shark lad!!

Ohmygod, Like this up, it might be needed soon...

Okay everyone, I've called in Rocky to help. Continue to look for Roy, we can't rule out the possibility that he's returned to his old ways.

But check out this lead: find out whatever you can on a 'Rex Veridian'.

And has anyone seen Everyday Girl?

<turns to Jailbait Lass>

(And you and I have another few leads to follow...)

I have a feeling about this people...something isn't fitting. Vee is one of our strongest--in order for him to be taken down, something intense is here on Legion World.

Security Office Crime Lab

<Lard Lad is awaiting the results of the analysis on the blood he found at SHAKES. Dr. One was unavailable, so the Security Office crime lab techs are analyzing it...>

<Chief Lab Tech Griss approaches Lardy in the waiting area.>

Lardy: Griss! What have you found?

Griss: Not sure, Officer Lard Lad. It's a most unusual sample.

Lardy: What's so unusual about it?

Griss: Well, for one thing, we can't isolate any of the DNA from the sample.

Lardy: But it's definitely blood?

Griss: Yes. But it's as if the blood is bioengineered to resist testing, so much so that after a few attempts at testing...the sample simply vanished!

Lardy: Vanished? How's that possible?

Griss: I have no idea, Officer.

<And the two puzzle that one out for awhile...>

{Rockhopper Lad arrives at the Security Office with Time Teller Lad and Hyvvie}

RhL: Hi Guys, we're here. I brought Hyvvie. I'm sure his Nose of Wonder will be useful. And Time Teller Lad's power to tell the age of any object may be helpful as well. What can we do to help?

Rocky, you can find me over at SHAKES during this investigation. There are other low-ranking security officers patrolling the streets of Legion World (not under my command), but I'm working on the side trying to figure out what the bigger picture is here--if any at all.

pop

<Lardy returns from SHAKES and appears at the crime lab>

Griss, I...need my head examined...

<Lardy holds out his robot's head>

<Griss gasps, then realizes the head Lardy's carrying is that of a robot identical to Lardy's old appearance>

I'll be bringing the rest of the remains soon. Examine them very carefully, Griss. Meanwhile, get the field CSI team together to go over the scene with a fine-tooth comb. I left a beacon there, so they can transmat there immediately.

Meanwhile...I've got to get some rest.

<Lardy goes to his quarters and contemplates a chest he pulls from beneath his bed>

<Walks in the front door, something nobody else seems capable of doing, and approaches the receptionist's desk where My Wee Fem is on duty.>

This package needs to get to Cobalt Kid and LardLad as soon as possible. I'd deliver it myself but I don't need to waste a bunch of time kicking LardButt's stupid ass, again.

Oh and when you go off shift, you and Jailbait might want to check out the cottage in the scary woods. If I remember correctly you two are on the permanent guest list. Bring Doc One's hot nurse with you...